This Is Just Between Us

out of my head out of my mind, I've decided to kill a guy

America pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

I decided to take a shower before going to read-
I FORGOT TO TRANK ALASKA!
I ran to her room and saw her…..
America:"Are those fish eggs…"
Alaska:"And some random milks Florida gave me, he told me not to drink them though… he also told me that if I put them in an egg it'll make them grow, I got these from Illinois."
I'm going to murder Florida.
America:"What's that box…."
Alaska:"It's called an incubator! Although it's meant for birds and snake eggs! But since this is mammal milk and not fish milk I decided I'd put half a batch in the incubator and the other half in water! Once I've mastered fishes I'll go to frogs and then reptiles, and once I'm older, mammal eggs. They're very small so I'd need very fancy science equipment and a lot of money. Wyoming might be able to help."
America:" What exactly are you trying to do…."
Alaska:"Make a life form that can have a bone structure and organs that can be perfect replacements for organ transplants and possibly bone transplants! You and Wyoming could really use it to help people!"
She said this with a big bright smile, one of the few times she hasn't had a "can I help you?" face.
Ok it was adorable at first, before everything she said settled in.
America:"YOU'RE DOING WHAT?!"
Alaska gave a confused look before going back to mixing what looked like human blood, her blood, and what Florida told her was "milk" and then using a surgical syringe to inject it into some eggs.
America:"Wyoming taught you how to use that huh?"
Alaska:"Nope, chemical mixing can be risky and measurements and safety precautions are a must so I figured it out myself."
America:"Wrap this up, take a shower, and then lay in bed so I can trank you."
She nodded and mixed a few more things before finishing up and going off to shower.
When she came back after a few minutes she was dressed in a black nightgown with chemical formulas in yellow all over it, she is a real science nerd after all.
Alaska:" Did you know this one is the formula for bromine?
I look at where she's pointing and I see "Br2"
Even though I was in AP classes I didn't actually know about that.
America:"No I didn't."
Alaska:"And this one is for sucrose which is sugar!"
That I knew but I played along because the look of pride on her face from thinking she's teaching me stuff is something I can't take away.
She then began to rant about the different formulas as I laid her on her bed.
America:"One last formula before you get tranked."
Alaska:"C169723-H270464-N45688-O52243S912 is the formula for titin, Wyoming said that titin is something in the human body! Do land people have titin?"[I know that's not how you write formulas but the way it copy and pasted was difficult to read so I added dashes.)
I shake my head before tranking her.
America:"Never give up on your dreams, Alaska. You're definitely going to change the world with your family by your side."
I said before leaving.
She is going to change the world and seeing what she's doing, she'll help in the medical science world.
She's already figured out how to make very strong acids, her very own shampoo which she uses along with the shampoo my parents buy her since she doesn't want to be disrespected, making plastic, artificial woods, artificial metal, she's figured out a lot of things.
She also figured out how to make blood explosive-
As well as making it yellow?
She turned dog pee that Colorado got for her into water….
She chugged it.
Then there's Wyoming, her Robin, the sun for her raisin, the water for her plant.
One can't be themself without the other.
Wyoming wants to be a doctor just like me, and she wants to be a scientist.
Knowing what her current project is, I can already tell that Wyoming and possibly Illinois and Aussie are going to be helping.
But mostly Wyoming.
They work so well together, they're future career paths work well together as well.
She's been like this since I adopted her, she must've been doing stuff like this even when she was with Russia.
He probably encouraged her dream just as much as I do.
I finally walked off to my room and grabbed the book Mississippi wrote, but when I did I saw something in the corner of my eye.
Something written in Russian.
There are only two people in this house that write in Russian and one never comes in my room.
I sigh and take it from my shelf- yup.
It's also written in cursive as well and there is only one state that knows how to write in cursive in another language.
Let's see what my Russian Afghan daughter wrote-
'Dad and papa. My dream come true!'
I read the short children's book with cute little doodles.
The story was just about me and Russia being in love and how we became a perfect and full family.
That's something she's always wanted, every time she spoke about her family she'd always say "My family is an unfinished puzzle."
Unlike my other kids, I wasn't enough, she yearned for a full family.
A family with Russia.
No.
A family with her papa.
Ever since he's come back into her life she's been less moody and a lot more happy and honestly I understand how she feels.
Something about him just makes me smile, his affection, his words, his personality, his looks, and his love for kids just make me melt inside.
He makes me feel dizzy and as if I'm in some form of heaven or paradise.
I put away the silly and adorable book and went back to reading Mississippi's book until day rose.
I went downstairs and saw Alaska balancing on Wyoming to reach the top shelf for something-
Alaska:"Got it! Now to just pour it into- oops! Too much! Uhm… I'll just put some back…"
She has a hold of the flour.
Once she scooped some of the flour back into the bag she put it away and got down from Wyoming.
That's when I hid because I had to see what they're doing.
Wyoming:"Are you zure you know what you're doing?"
Alaska:"Kinda, when it came to this stuff, grandpa Soviet always said 'К черту это(Fuck it), it's too early for measurements. Put it all into a bowl and hope for the best!' and it always worked out in the end. Now I need the milk and eggs, and have the bowl ready."
She said pouring some milk into this bowl of flour and then cracking 3 eggs in it.
She threw away the shells once she put everything away and cleared up.
They then put the bowl on a counter and she got onto a stepping stool.
Alaska:"I can't reach! He's me proofed this!"
Alaska said getting off and putting Wyoming on her shoulders.
Alaska:"The white and dark, not milk, it'll taste weird with raspberry and strawberries."
No it won't….
Wyoming:"I can't reach it!"
Alaska then put him down and handed him some tongs before putting him back on her shoulders.
Wyoming:"Got it! I got fe(fuh) chocolate!"
When she put him down the high fived and she went off just, poorly chopping the chocolate on what I thought was an accident, turns out it was on purpose.
Alaska:"this is the way my aunt Belarus does it! She also makes properly chopped chocolate, but she always didn't with the white, speaking of which! Could you pass me the white chocolate?"
Wyoming nodded and handed to her as he chopped and smashed some berries before starting to boil some tea.
Alaska:"What flavor?"
Wyoming:"Watermelon Jasmin."
Alaska:"Hawaii made that didn't she?"
Alaska said this looking at what she was doing, she clearly didn't get the cooking traits- well seeing what she's doing, she probably did and just doesn't trust herself or hasn't been taught enough.
Wyoming:"Yup, do we put some in fuh-"
Alaska:"No! The tea always stayed to be a drink replacement for water. It is just flavored water after all."
Wyoming:"Dad and hiz zide of fuh family would not be happy wif what you juzt zaid."
Tea is not flavored water! How disrespectful-
I sound like my dad-
Alaska:"Yeah well their British ослы(asses) can sit on my non-existent хуй(d¡¢k) and twist."
Who taught her- right, she used to live with Russia and his family, as well as her siblings.
I watch as she puts the white chocolate into the bowl and then stirs it before grabbing heavy whipping cream and giving it to Wyoming.
Alaska:"Put it in Connecticut's paint mixer."
I hide even more as Wyoming did so.
After a little while he came back and the top of the container open and put the whip cream in the mixture as Alaska put a lot of brown sugar in the bowl and folded and mixed everything together.
I then see Wyoming greasing a cake tin and Alaska preheats the oven to 325-
Alaska:"Once that's ready, we put it in and by the time everyone wakes up, it should be done!"
She says as Wyoming puts the weird batter that has berries and chocolate in it.
Wyoming:"What iz fiz anywayz?"
Alaska:"Breakfast what the fuck. That's what it's always been called."
She said shrugging before putting the tin full of batter in the now preheated oven.
That's when I make my presence known.
America:"What are you two doing?"
I see the panic on their faces.
Alaska:"Making breakfast…."
America:"And tell me and my family to sit on your non-existent male body part after calling tea flavored whatever which it isn't!"
Alaska:"British."
I gave her a ticked off look and she gave me a smug smile.
America:"Visne in timeout sedere?(Do you want to sit in timeout?)"
I said in the most threatening parent voice I can make.
Wyoming looked scared and was shaking and Alaska gave me a blank face and turned around to dig in one of the drawers to grab oven mitts.
America:"Alaska! Don't you turn your back on me!"
Alaska:"Я не знаю и не забочусь о том, что ты сказал.  В отличие от моих братьев и сестер, я не боюсь твоих глупостей.(I both don't know and don't care about what you said. Unlike my siblings, I don't fear your nonsense.)"
America:"You're far too much like your papa."
Alaska:" I did come from his blood, of course I'm going to be basically him."
I groan as I watch her take out….
Alaska:"It's like you mixed sponge cake batter with Russian pancake batter and then baked it…"
Alaska then dug in her hair and took out her switchblade and used it to cut a piece out.
She stabbed the piece she cut and put it in her mouth.
Alaska:"Tastes like delicious бред сивой кобылы(bullshit) . I did it correctly."
I still don't know what she was attempting to make-
I gave an annoyed face and went to wake the states.
Florida:"Is papa here? It smells like a proper breakfast- Alaska what the hell did you make-"
Georgia:"LANGUAGE!"
Alaska:"My biological family always called it breakfast бред сивой кобылы(bullshit), it never had a proper name because the recipe is just put whatever into a bowl and hope for the best. Take a bite!"
She cut pieces with her switchblade and gave everyone a piece.
Kentucky:"Chocolate and berries-"
Georgia:"Where'd you get the chocolate! Ugh! No good selfish brats!"
New York:"Ms. Peach is being a peach."
Georgia:"And what is that supposed to mean?!"
Alaska:"Are your insides melting? Aunt Belarus said that once a month for a week your insides melt and you have to protect your undergarments with cotton or something like that."
Florida:"But my insides haven't melted-"
Arkansas:"I think it's just a girl thing."
Washington:"GIRLS' INSIDES MELT?! HOW DO THEY SURVIVE?!"
America:"Their insides do not melt."
Alaska:"Then explain the blood, explain why pe-"
New York:"Don't say that word!"
Alaska:"Not fault I didn't know that's what I was tracking."
New York looked very embarrassed.
America:"Alright, everyone eat what Alaska made and get ready for school, I have an 8am class so I won't be able to drive you to school."
I watched as they ate and ran off like a bunch of mice frightened by an incoming intruder.
Other than Alaska and Wyoming, they seemed to already be ready.
Alaska:"What happened to my spiked lemonade?"
I dig in the very back of the fridge and give it to her.
She drank it slowly before running off somewhere.
When she returned she had her ushanka on and flask slashing with what I'm assuming is vodka.
Alaska:"It's homeland day! I don't have anything to show I'm half afghan so I'm just so Russian!"
I see her stick a stick with my flag on Wyoming's forehead.
Alaska:"Boop! Alright! We're ready!"
I get the kids who go to school on the bus and Wyoming and Hawaii go with Alaska on the preschool bus.
Wyoming and Hawaii are meant to be in kindergarten by now but they refuse to go until Alaska can go.
I sigh and go off to school.
Once I'm there I see Russia hugging a crying Mexico who is in a hoodie and leggings.
She really let herself go…
I run over and see that Japan is yelling at Russia to leave while Germany holds her back.
America:"Whoa! Mons leo what's going on?"
Russia:"I saw Mexico crying and being the way I am, I couldn't help but to try to comfort her. My white shirt now has runny mascara stains but her emotions matter more than my shirt. But then Japan got all mad and went feral as Ukraine called it and now Germany is holding her back from, well, killing me."
Japan:"Did you say Mons leo? You gave him a nickname?!"
Canada:" I've been trying to tell you guys that America and Russia are friends now! No one listened!"
Mexico:"¡¿Podemos simplemente dejar lo que hizo en el pasado?!  ¡miralé ahora!  Dejarme arruinar una camisa perfectamente blanca para mis emociones.(Can we please just drop what he did in the past?! look at him now! Letting me ruin a perfectly white shirt for my emotions.)"
Russia:" Sí sí, I'd appreciate it if you guys dropped it as well. I mean no harm I swear."
Mexico:"¡¿Tu entiendes español?!(You understand Spanish?!)"
Russia:"¡Entiendo español y puedo hablarlo!  ¡Mi mejor amigo es Cuba después!(I do understand Spanish and can speak it! My best friend is Cuba after!)"
I see Mexico let go of Russia and back up a bit.
He dug in his pocket and gave Mexico a package of tissues.
Japan:"You had those the whole time?!"
Russia:"Yes, but I've learnt from experience that girls prefer to cry into someone rather than a tissue."
Russia said walking over to me and giving me a tight hug.
Russia:"I've missed ya Teddy bear!"
America:"Not in front of my friends!"
Germany:"Teddy bear? Don't you have a girlfriend?"
America+Russia:" It's platonic."
Brazil:"Well how were we meant to know, America had the hots for ya throughout middle school to the beginning of 10th grade, maybe he has the hots for you again and you're just cheating."
America:"He doesn't cheat anymore! It was an accident!"
I said as I was put down by Russia.
Russia:"Plus, Israel is an angel, I could never do something like that to her."
Mexico then walked up to Russia and held out her hand.
Mexico:"Amigos?"
Russia:"Amigos!"
He said picking her up and spinning her around before dropping her into the arms of Brazil.
Mexico:"AYYYYY gran Dios(great god) you are very energetic Rusia(Russia)."
Ukraine:"He can also be a child, but that's what makes him great with kids."
Germany:"My dad did say something about how Russia adores children."
Mexico:"How would Nazi know that?"
Russia looked at Germany and then looked at Ukraine and sighed.
Germany:"My dad is dating Soviet for the 2nd even after what he-"
Russia then covered Germany's mouth.
Russia:"We get it, WW2 had a bad impact on everyone. Don't worry."
Russia said giving Germany a "keep your mouth shut" look.
Germany nodded and spoke once his mouth was uncovered.
Germany:"You got a point."
Ukraine:"WHAT?!"
Russia:"Here we go…. Ok up you go."
Russia said before throwing Ukraine up and catching him, he repeated this action till Ukraine calmed down.
South Korea:"Damn, you know how to deal with his outbursts?"
Russia:"I'm his older brother, I'm the leader of the pack so I'd obviously know what to do."
China put her palm to her fist as she bowed to say thank you for the information on how to deal with Ukraine.
Russia put Ukraine down and smiled.
Poland:"Were you always this kind?"
Russia:"Yes and no. Violence and verbal aggression was my panic and fear response, I had feelings for someone and when they'd come around I'd pretend to hate their guts and be very violent out of fear of rejection. I recently learnt that my dumbass ruined my chances because I HAD a chance, but now I have Israel, she's the best lover I've ever had."
He said with a pain filled smile as he rubbed his arm.
Brazil:"Who did you have feelings for?"
Canada:"My bro-"
I then summoned a bucket of water above her head, disappearing the bucket so only the water is present.
It fell onto her head.
Canada:"Ah! What the fuck America!"
America:"Sometimes you need to, as dad always said leave comments that'll get you smacked inside the throat that will be punched if you don't"
North Korea:"Britain says that-"
Canada:"Mainly to our mom."
America:"She's the reason someone lets out comments that'll get her smacked!"
Canada:"If you're gonna smack me imma say it! America has hella strong romantic feelings for Russia until he really beat the shit out of him!"
Russia:"Shut up about that! I get it! I fucked up a ruined my chances! It wouldn't have worked out anyways, a Communist and a capitalist?"
America:"I'm actually a socialist…"
The group(other than those who already knew):" CHANCES?!"
Russia:"And this is my cue to take America and book it-"
America:"Wait what- WHOA! PUT ME DOWN!"
I am currently being kidnapped by Russia, who ran over to his girlfriend after putting me down.
I followed him and gave Israel a threatening look.
She should know Russia is mine… no one but me is allowed to have him!
Wait what-
I- I think I might be going more crazy than I originally thought….
I shake out the thoughts quickly as I walk on the left side of Russia who is being nagged about kids again.
Israel:"Please! I'll make for a fine mother! Plus, you have that brat back in your life so everything is ok now right?"
Russia:"1. Don't call her that 2. I don't want to have a kid with you, end of story, I'm sorry Issy but you're struggling to understand that.'
Israel:" It's this kind of behavior that makes me question if you love me…"
Russia looked to the side and then kissed her cheek, clearly slightly uncomfortable.
Russia:"Of course I love you…. I just don't want to start a family with you."
He said the first part looking at me before looking back at her….
That made my heart pound a bit as well as made me smile just a bit….
Eventually we made it to class and Russia had put me in between him and Israel, it seemed to be on purpose but I didn't mind.
Mid class I feel something on my thigh.
I look down and see Russia's hand….
Isn't this something couples do?
Isn't this a sign of romantic affection?
I could feel my cheeks start to burn red as Russia gave me a playful smirk.
He just went back to doing his work as I get more flushed, hiding my face away from Israel.
But that made me face the man doing this to me.
America:"Russia stop. Your girlfriend is right here, what are you doing?"
I whisper yelled, face even brighter.
Russia:"No homo~"
He said in a flirty whisper, giving me what I once heard called 'bedroom eyes' before snorting and giving me an eye roll and going back to work.
At this point I had taken his Ushanka and am now using it to hide my face.
Russia:"If you wanted to wear it so badly you could've asked."
I make an embarrassed and muffled groan.
Israel:"What on earth is happening here?"
Russia:"Baby chill, this is just what guy friends do."
He said calmly, quickly removing his hand from my thigh.
This was perfect timing because she looked down and saw that Russia was sitting on his hand.
She then moved the ushanka away from my face and gave Russia an angry look.
Russia:"He never told me he has a crush on someone, then again me and him aren't super duper close."
Israel calmed down at those words.
….
Alaska is a fairly bad liar and from what few lies Russia has told he's also a bad liar, but he said that lie as if it wasn't a lie….
Oh shit he thinks I have a crush-
Either that or he's had to make lies like that several times in his life….
I give him a worried look and I see that he's tapping his leg and seems to be biting the inside of his mouth, those are nervous habits.
America:"Oh look at the time! Class is almost over! Alaska wants to see you again, Russia. Do you mind coming over?"
Russia smiled and started putting his stuff away.
Russia:"Ask always wants to see me, when she was younger she was like a puppy, she would follow me everywhere. She would even sneak into the bathroom and would just cling onto my leg if I was standing or stay next to the toilet if I was sitting down."
America:"That explains a lot."
Russia went silent before snorting.
Russia:"Does she-"
America:"She somehow figured it out. She also didn't lock the door, which is how I figured it out."
Russia:"You don't knock-"
America:"Was never taught to, but I wasn't the one who found out first. New York was and she screamed so loud I came running."
Russia gave a chuckle.
Russia:"She did copy my every move, I'm sure she got tangled in her blanket and hair while getting out of bed."
America:"Yeah, any time she would relax in her bed she'd end up in a strange position and I'd end up having to free her. Did she do that when she was with you?"
Russia:"We'd end up stuck together."
I giggle, this explains a lot.
We got up and started to leave since class had ended.
But when we left the first thing we saw was Mexico being harassed by…. SAN MARINO?!
We walked closer because Russia was power walking to them, very pissed.
Mexico is crying and pleading for him to stop.
San Marino:"HAHAHA, you're a full grown woman and crying! Ashamed you're related to a rapist? Embarrassed you have him as a father? HAHAHA! I bet you'll end up just like him! Is Brazil dating you by choice or are you repeating history?"
Mexico:"Shut up! Shut up! JUST SHUT UP!"
I see Russia then push San Marino away from Mexico and then punch him so hard it broke his nose.
Russia:"You DON'T make women cry! You also DON'T make fun of people who are in a dark situation and in a mindset that can spiral at any time! YOU ESPECIALLY DON'T DO THAT WHEN THE DARK SITUATION HAS TO DO WITH A RAPIST!"
San Marino:"How would you know?"
I was watching this while comforting Mexico.
When San Marino asked that Russia pull his hoodie down and rubbed his arms, his eyes tearing up….
Russia:"I… I don't want to get into it…. God I'm glad he's dead."
San Marino:"Oh? Did you have to- liar. Who on earth would want to do that to you? You're fucking hideous!"
Russia started to cry and walked over to me and Mexico.
Mexico;"You were a victim…. Weren't you?..."
Russia:"I was only 7…. I WAS 7! My dad was able to stop it before anything happened…. But that man had me in a corner. I don't fully want to get into it, it'll cause an episode…."
Mexico and I went and hugged him as he sat on a wall, knees to his chest.
He was so young… that curle man is dead now due to it being 78 human years and the lifespan of a human back then was like 50 years old.
Mexico:"It's ok Russia, it's in the past, way way in the past. He's definitely dead now, he'll never be able to do that again. You're safe."
Russia shook his head.
Russia:"Someone keeps trying that…. I'm stuck with her."
Mexico:"Her?"
Russia:"Don't worry about it, I'm fine, I know how to defend myself now…."
So San Marino is the fucker I have to kill.
Mexico:"You two coming to the party this Saturday? The whole group will be there!"
Russia:"Sure, I could go for a party!'
Mexico:"But be careful, San Marino will be there."
Russia:"I have a pocket knife, so god help me if he bothers me or you I'm shaking a bitch. Like I did in war, don't fuck with a Soviet! We will kick your ass!"
Russia said jumping off the ground and lifting his fists in the air.
I giggle.
I'm going to be plotting, I could use this party for information.
Mexico:"So America, you coming?"
America:"Why not? My sister might put me in a dress though…."
Russia:"I hope it's tight fitting-"
Mexico blinked.
Mexico:"Stuff is going rough between you and Israel isn't it?"
Russia:"Yeah it is- don't tell anyone!"
Mexico made a zipping motion to indicate she's not telling anyone.
Mexico:"I will tell Canada to pick out the most right fitting dress she can get her hands on, you pervert."
Russia:"Am I that obvious?'
Mexico points to Russia's lower half.
Mexico:"Sí mi amigo."
Russia then took off his hoodie and tied it around his waist.
America:"How long have you been having those kinds of thoughts?"
Russia made a nervous smile, I'm not getting an answer.
I sigh and go to walk home, Russia following me.
Russia:"Bye Mexico! Cya later, I'm going to be keeping America hostage!"
I groan, why am I not surprised?

AN: those are fish eggs and a syringe of let's say, mammal fertilizer, not drugs