This Is Just Between Us

just some wholesome time- AH SHIT A BIRD

Russia pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

After a little while I finally put America down, he then kicked me in the knee.
America:"Rude!"
I smile a bit before apologizing.
Russia:"Sorry, it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. Israel throws a fit over it and my siblings.... They're either busy with their partners or are too big for me to do that."
America giggled a bit, man, it's been awhile since I heard him do that. If only I wasn't such a dick, I could've heard it more often, it shows I made him happy. I like making my friends happy!
America:"I will admit, it was somewhat fun. But please, if I ask to be put down, put me down!"
Russia:"Let me think about it.... How about no! You're fun to hold, and I like that it makes you smile! You're also so feisty, never expected that from you."
He playfully pushed my smirking face away from him.
America:"Please, you should see me in stilettos. Those things are named after knives!"
Russia:"Oh no! Shoes! Whatever shall I do!"
He smirked and ran off, NYS doing the same.
When he came back, he was running... IN STILETTOS?!
America:"I'll show you feisty in these!"
He said playfully with a gentle grin.
Russia:"Ok calm down stilettos, don't need to roundhouse kick me with such fabulous shoes."
America bursted out laughing at my new nickname.
Florida:"Hey what's going on? What is all that- Jesus Christ, what have you done to dad?"
Russia:"I politely asked him to roundhouse kick me with fabulous shoes."
America:" HE HAHAHAHAH CALLED ME AHAHAHA STILETTOS!"
Florida snorted at that.
Florida:"Ok dad you need to take a breather, you're going to pass out if you don't."
I nodded as me and Florida went to help America calm down.
Once he was calm he went to the kitchen.
America:"Want to stay for dinner? It is getting kinda late."
Florida:"Dad! I'm cooking because you can't coo-"
Russia:"Sure! I'll even cook as a thanks for inviting me! It's probably been awhile since Alaska had russian food, I'll make sure to make it safe for those with medical conditions!"
Florida:"But I was gonna cook...."
Russia:"I can teach you a thing or two if you want!"
Florida smiled, dragged me to the kitchen, and kicked his own dad out.
Russia:"Ok we're going to be making Schi! It's a Russian soup, Alaska loved this when she was younger!"
He gave a curious but happy smile.

Mississippi pov

I smelt something.... Something good!
Walking out I see Russia teaching Florida how to cook some food.
Mississippi:" What are you making?"
Florida:"Schi! It's a Russian soup! Russia is teaching me how to make it!"
I nod and sit at the table and continue the book I was writing.
Russia:"What's it about?"
Mississippi:"Huh? Oh! Uhm... it's about a jock and nerd falling in love, but there's a twist! The nerd is obsessed with the jock, killing anyone who stands in her way!"
Russia:"That's a little classic don't you think? Add a different twist! Like instead of a jock, it's a popular kid and instead of a nerd, it's a student council member. Make them both girls and have the popular girl be secretly gay! Murder isn't the only way to add a twist. My sister wants to be an author, if you want more writing tips or ideas, she's your go to!"
Goodness he's right!
Mississippi:"I didn't even think of that! Thank you!"
Russia:"You're welcome! You know, your brother Wyoming really likes your books and read a few out loud to me. If you have a printer and know how to make hardcovers, you could sell one of those and make lots of money, you have a lot of potential kid!"
I nodded and scraped what I was writing and went off to grab more paper, when I was back I saw Russia giving music tips to Louisiana.
Russia:"Repeat after me, ♪I saw doe passing on the road♪"
Louisiana:"♪I saw a doe passing on the road♪"
Russia:"♪The rays of sun made a glimmering glow! It's gift and specialty for mi to see♪"
Louisiana:"♪The rays of sun made a glimmering glow! It's gift and specialty for mi to see♪"
Russia:"♪My gift was as long as this fa fa fa road, so I continue to sing this song that repeats la la la♪"
Louisiana:"♪My gift was as long as this fa fa fa road, so I continue to sing this song that repeats la la la♪"
Russia:" ♪soon I smelt the sweet scent of ti being drinken by that lovely and familiar doe!♪"
Louisiana:" ♪soon I smelt the sweet scent of ti being drinken by that lovely and familiar doe!♪"
Colorado:" Guess that's one way to teach the girl do ray mi fa so la ti do, although I think the doe was better off singing about you on the road!"
Florida:"Colorado, that wasn't even a joke-"
Colorado:"I'm trying my best, you try making jokes out of half of your life. Not my fault, part of my life was cut in half, it's always dark on the other side."
Russia then bursted out laughing.
Russia:"Oh dear lord kid! You're hilarious! Keep practicing the jokes, depressing jokes are the best kind of jokes!"
Georgia:"Why haven't you left yet? Don't you have your own home?"
Russia:"1. I'm staying for dinner and 2. No. I have a dorm where my.... Fantastic girlfriend has the spare key too. It's too late to go back on that mistake."
Georgia:"Uhm, is stuff going on over there?"
Everyone in the area gives each other worried looks.
Tennessee walked with Arizona with worried faces.
Arizona:"What's going on? Is everyone ok?"
Tennessee:"Yeah, everything seems so tense..."
Russia:"It's fine, me and my girlfriend have been having arguments lately but that's normal, couples fight all the time. If you don't tell them what's wrong, it'll bottle up till it pops. Always be honest with your partners, ok?"
Arizona:"Ok! You hear that willow? It's ok to scream at your lady bird."
Arizona was talking to her bird when we saw Russia book it out of the kitchen.
Russia:"BIRD! FLYING BIRD!"
West Virginia:"Put the bird away! Russia seems to fear birds- for some reason..."
Virginia:"Maybe he has a phobia?"
Florida:"But birds of all things?"
Georgia:"Didn't Alaska say somethin' 'bout how her bio family fears nothin' but one thing?"
Mississippi:"Yeah, but she mentioned how that one thing is different depending on the person?"
Louisiana:"Yeah, she fears spiders and Ukraine fears the ocean, maybe birds are his fear?"
Florida:"Or he could have some bad past memories with them?"
Tennessee:"But he has a chicken-"
West Virginia:"Maybe he fears flying birds?"
Florida:" But chickens can-"
Arizona:"SHUSH! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MY BIRDS KILLED?! Let the guy be naive about it."
Mississippi:"Florida, is the food done?"
Florida:"I think? He never told me what it looks like when done-"
I groan.
Mississippi:"I swear to Buddha, if you guess don't hush about this, I'm going to either get Alaska or New York to kick your guys asses."
Florida:"Isn't that against what you believe in."
Mississippi:"Am I the one doing it?"
Georgia:"You are such a smart aleck! It's still going against your religion."
That's when we hear a very Hispanic clearing of the throat.
New Mexico:" Si si, just like how giving up because you clearly lost is the same as joining the union on your own?"
Georgia:"UGH! THIS AGAIN?! Will you all get over it?!"
Arizona:"You still say slavery wasn't that bad."
Tennessee:"Not very Catholic of you to say such a thing right?"
Georgia huffed.

America pov

I was putting away all my stuff about murder victims and the 15 year old I'm going to get in trouble, when my door slammed open.
Russia:"THERE'S A FLYING FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE! can I hide in here-"
He went dead silent when he saw Orpheus.
America:"Uhm... is... is everything ok?"
Russia:"Another flying bird..... IS THIS HOUSE FULL OF NOTHING BUT FLYING BIRDS?!"
America:"He can't fly! Calm down...."
Russia was hyperventilating.
America:"How did you find my room?"
Russia:"This- this is your room?.... I was just trying to get away from the demon with feathers that... uhm.... The red,blue, and yellow one was holding... I think she called that evil being "willow"? "
America:"Arizona? Uh, care telling me what's wrong with birds?"
Russia:"Uhm... I had a really bad experience with them. Mainly flying ones. But also big birds. I don't want to fully get into it..."
America:"Well this is Orpheus, he can't fly, this is because when he was an egg Aussie didn't know how to properly incubate the eggs so none of them can fly."
Russia:"So he's safe to be around right?"
America:"Perfectly safe, he's very nice!"
Russia sighed and nervously pet Orpheus.
He then relaxed and continued to pet him before making an "oh shit" face.
Russia:"SHIT I LEFT THE ALLIGATOR ONE IN THE KITCHEN ALONE WITH THE SCHI! I DIDN'T TELL HIM HOW TO TELL IT'S DONE!"
And like that, he booked it out before-
"THIS HOUSE IS A GOD DAMN MAZE! SOMEONE YELL A RUSSIAN SLUR IF YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN" .
Instead of saying a slur, we just hear Georgia.
"SHUT IT WEST VIRGINIA! JUST BECAUSE I ADMITTED DEFEAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M RACIST"
Yup, Georgia didn't leave the Confederates by choice, she knew she was going to lose. She is still slightly salty about it.
"THANK YOU!"
That was the last thing I heard before the sound of someone falling down the stairs, yelling they're ok, then bumping into a wall. If Alaska's clumsy enough to do that, I should've expected Russia to be that clumsy as well.
America:" I'm coming!"

AN: I'll explain Russia's fear of birds in more detail later on, because it's ironic because he's a wingless avian