This Is Just Between Us

there's a problem everywhere

Russia pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

Russia:"Alright Ana, I've taught you far too many instruments. I have classes tomorrow and a date with my girlfriend."
She gave me a hug and walked out.
Russia:"Alright Wyoming! You can cut me open-"
America:"He will be doing no such thing! I haven't taught him that yet."
Russia:"Exactly! You can teach him how to do so using me!"
America:"How about I teach him the basics first for showing him a live demonstration?!"
Russia:"Alright stilettos, chill."
America:"Thank you-"
Just then he caught an arrow mid air.
Mississippi:"Sorry dad! I don't know how to aim yet..."
Belarus:"Which is why I told you not to fire yet!"
Mississippi gave a nervous smile as she shifted her eyes to be looking at me.
Mississippi:"Are you leaving papa?"
Russia:"Yeah, I need to get some sleep. Got a date with Israel plus classes, I also need to get Belarus back home, she still can't drive."
Belarus:"Not my fault no one taught me!"
Russia:"If you would listen to me for once I'd be able to teach you. I know we don't like following the rules, but when it comes to driving, you're playing Russian roulette but with 3 bullets and shards of glass."
Belarus:"So nothing new?"
Russia;"Actually it's more likely to kill us that way, which is weird because we can handle this shit in war-"
America:"When in war our lives go into life or death situations, meaning our strength goes way up."
Belarus:"So wait... you're telling us that when in war, we just get stronger?"
America:"No, we just get more resilient to the damages we get in war. Once we're in a safe place, the damage hits us like a train."
I look at Belarus very confused.
Russia:"What the fuck does resilient mean?"
Belarus:"You were in the AP class how?"
America:"He'd get History mixed up with science and geometry with geology."
Russia:"Hush!"
Belarus:"A rock can tell the differences! How the hell did you even make it to those classes?!"
America:"He didn't know what class he was in but he understood the work and could do it in a span of 1 to 3 minutes."
Russia:"Usually one though."
Belarus:"You didn't know what class you were in but could do the work in one minute, Russia, your brain confuses me."
Russia:"Trust me, it confuses me too. Like people would call me smooth brained, I didn't know a brain could be smooth, I also didn't know some people can see if a brain is smooth or wrinkled."
Utah:"They were calling you stupid."
Idaho;"Which doesn't make sense because like this lady said, you were in AP classes and we're assuming that's for smart kids."
America:"Like I said, he is smart, he just gets confused. Honestly he might have a learning disability which would explain the confusion."
Belarus:"The only thing going on in his brain is PTSD, depression, alcohol, and hormones."
America:"Wait you have-"
Russia:"I don't want to talk about it! Bel, can't you ever keep my personal problems to yourself?! Even Ukraine keeps that underwraps, and he's the one who never. Shuts. Up."
Belarus:"Sorry... I thought you already told him..."
Russia:"I may be friends with him and had a... you know, but we aren't that close. That's going to take a drinking game of 7 plus one on one hangs outs and some comfort when I'm having one of those episodes."
Belarus:"So band level?"
Russia:"Band level."
Utah:"What the actual fuck is band level?"
Georgia:"LANGUAGE!"
Washington:"Shut up you racist."
Georgia:"That. Was. YEARS AGO!"
Alaska;"Yeah. Like 158 human years ago(26.3 repeating in land people years). Not that long ago."
Georgia:"Shut up! You weren't even born yet."
Russia:"Actually she was, she was like 2 weeks old and I still had custody of her."
Alaska:"Which means my point still stands."
Belarus:"She's still a sassy asshole, it's nice she hasn't changed."
Russia:"Yeah... anyways, let's get going, you need to go home and I gotta pick Ukraine and Canada up from Mexico's house. Apparently Mexico has been having breakdowns non-stop, poor girl... from what Ukraine said, South and North had dropped them off but are now busy with something. I'm going to assume they're off trying to claim some territory."
Belarus:"Alright!"
I then drove her home and picked up Canada and my brother.
Canada:"She hasn't worn any of her dresses in a while, just sweat pants and leggings...."
Russia:"Her father is being accused and is definitely a rapist...."
Ukraine:"Not to mention her siblings, none of them can get her out of her room or get her to eat anything. We're worried she might starve to death..."
Russia:"Then force feed her, like dad did to me."
Ukraine:"I didn't even think of that-"
Canada:"Wait Soviet did what-"
Ukraine:"It's personal, like really personal..."
Canada:"Depression personal?"
Russia:"Yeah, like highschool personal. At first it was to make America feel less alone because I saw he wasn't eating, but then people started talking shit on... you know, which drove me to just be running on vitamin water which then led to nothing at all. It was a form of non noticeable self harm. Eventually my dad had enough with my bullshit and force fed me. Thanks to that I now just eat small portions!"
Canada:"Wait my brother doesn't eat-"
Russia:"You are a blind son of a bitch you know that right?"
Canada:"Fuck you."
Russia:"Ukraine does that to you enough, you don't need a backup."
Canada:"Not like that you perv!"
Russia:"Little hypocritical, don't you think?"
I said dropping them off at Canada's parent's house.
Then I drove off my back to my dorm only to catch Israel cheating again, this time it's with a guy...
Russia:"YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! UGH! That's it, I'm staying over at Cuba's."
She nor the guy even responded.
I walk off and call Cuba.
Russia:'' Hey Cuba! Yes she's cheating again. I said I'm going to your house but mind dropping me off at Kathy's? No not for a hookup, she just has the best moonshine I've ever had. Yeah you and band can come along. Sweet! Cya at the front of the parking lot!"
I walk off to the parking lot and get in Cuba's car.
Cuba:"So what was the gender of the person?"
Russia:"It was a guy, surprised she isn't pregnant yet nor has an STD or STI by now since she doesn't use protection. He was human and was like 5'8, ridiculous"
Cuba:"Damn... again dude, you should really break up with her. We can all see what she's doing to your mental, physical, and emotional health. Me nor the band have seen you drink this much since the whole Denmark situation."
Russia:"Can we not bring up the cheating asshole who played the victim and said I cheated on him on purpose. I was hella drunk!"
Cuba:"Yeah, like wobbling jello drunk. I'm surprised you were even able to walk."
Russia;"Bro, you know that no matter how drunk I get I will always be able to walk. Unless I get a taste of opaque alcohol."
Cuba:"True true, I'll give you that. Anyways, I heard you've been going over to America's house, do you have the friendship you craved for so long now?"
Russia:"Yeah, and a shit ton of kids! The states adore me, other than the racist one-"
Cuba:"I- what the actual hell do you mean by 'the racist one' "
Russia:"Georgia is 'the racist one', she didn't join the union, she just admitted defeat."
Cuba bursted out laughing.
Russia:"OPEN YOUR EYES AND HANDS ON THE WHEEL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
I yelled as Cuba was laughing so hard his eyes were shut and his hands were off the wheel. Although he fixed that by doing as I said because he knew I would've taken the wheel if he didn't.
Cuba:"Ok damn, maybe try not to be funny while I'm driving?"
Russia:"The fact you still have a driver's license is shocking. I drive better than you, even when I'm so drunk I can't tell who's who."
Cuba:"Whatever. Anyways, we're here, get your vodka loving ass out of the car."
So I do.
Russia:"Now it's your turn, you legal cheater."
I said knocking on the door.
Cuba:"It's called an open relationship, you wouldn't know because you're a hopeless romantic."
I flick him on the forehead.
Russia:"I am not!"
He rolled his eyes as we walked inside.
Russia:"Yo Kath!"
I said walking up to her and Ruffling her hair, she in return kissed my hand.
Russia;"Don't forget Cuba you weirdo."
Kathy:"I won't I won't."
She kissed Cuba on the hand as well, this is just what she does.
Russia:"Did you get your hand kiss Sam?"
Sam:"Always do, she is my older sister after all."
Sam said walking up to Cuba to give him a kiss.
Kathy:"Get a goddamn room."
Sam:"I'll get a room once you're beheaded. 7th wife."
I laughed a bit.
Russia:"She's not going to get beheaded."
Cuba:"How would you know?"
Russia:"I mean look at her. Not wife material."
Kathy:"We dated for almost 2 years, all throughout that time you said I was as beautiful as the royal crown."
I then smack the back of her head.
Russia:"My taste in women has changed."
Sam:"Unlike your taste in men!"
Cuba:"DAMN BABE! Go a little easy on him, he's fragile... pfft."
Kathy:"Alright, enough playing around, LET'S GEY FUCKING WASTED!"
Cuba:"Lock the door so the wild Russian Afghan doesn't escape and almost end up in jail again."
I groan as Kathy gives me a huge ass jar of moonshine.

America pov

Well that was weird-
I asked New York if I could visit Chile tomorrow and she said yes.
This will show me how easy or hard it will be to get inside his apartment and steal some shit.

AN: I could've sworn I posted this chapter-