This Is Just Between Us

Panic at the queer

America pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

He keeps calling me cute. I like it but I don't at the same time.
Why? Does he think I'm- well he probably does seeing as he still thinks I'm beautiful...
Hmm, fuck it. If he wants to jokingly flirt with me, I'll do it back! I hope this doesn't end in a shit show-
I feel a flick of something wet in my face.
Russia:"Stilettos. You're cleaning the air."
I look at my hands to see I've been scrubbing... nothing. I really am cleaning the air-
America:"Sorry, dozed off..."
Russia:"Were you thinking of something that you got so focused on, you didn't notice me taking the plate out of your hands."
Now's my chance!
America:"Yeah, I was thinking about how handsome you are."
I said moving my eyes to him, the states, then the dishes on repeat till he responded.
Everytime I look at him, I see him red.
We stood in silence for a second.
Russia:"Oh I get it, you're trying to get pay back for me thinking you're beautiful and calling you cute."
America:"Dang it!"
Russia:"Guess we're playing the flirting game, got anything else beautiful?"
America:"Yes I do, charming"
Russia:"That's a cute flirt, not as cute as you though~"
I can feel the blush growing on my face.
America:"Whatever! Your flirts are as bold and as basic as you, but then again, basic people can be quite attractive."
Russia:"Bold huh? Well I can't call you hot because you're a bottom, sexy isn't a proper flirt, baby or babe is a partner thing, so I can't come up with anything else, I could call you a shining star but that would just be stating a fact!"
I go bright red.
America:"You win! You win!"
Russia:"Looove you~"
He said playfully, I think it's playfully, sometimes it's hard to understand how he means things, kinda like Alaska. He also seems like the kind of person to not take hints, the kind of person you just gotta tell it to them straight up.
Heh, straight up to a bisexual? That's funny.
Alaska:"Wait papa love you dad?! DOES THIS MEAN I'M GETTING A FULL FAMILY?!"
Russia:"WHOA! Asky, we're just kidding around. Isn't that right, stilettos?"
That hurt for some reason it made something in me want to... I can't say that.
Alaska groaned then pouted, Russia pouts a lot. Just like how I'm a mini version of my dad, she's just a mini version of him.
Russia:"You know I have a girlfriend, plus, he doesn't like me in that way. Maybe if I broke up with Israel and our feelings for each other come back, then we can consider dating. But that's not going to happen, I plan to marry her."
Alaska:"Does she not throw stuff at you anymore? Has she stopped making you feel like you're nothing?"
Russia:"She never did any of that, I'm her boyfriend, I should know!"
America:"Ok Russia, darling, you need to calm-"
Russia:"AHHHHH! HE'S SPEAKING THE WAY THE RACIST SPEAKS!"
Alaska:"Oh great god."
Russia:"Do not use the lord's name in vain! Anyways, AHHHHH!"
Sweet rice crispy treats, what have I done-
Texas:"Just wait till the others try to make him speak-"
Now Mexico:" ¡EY! ¡HERMANO NO! ¡A ESAS PUTAS LE VAN A DAR IDEAS!(HEY! BROTHER NO! YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THOSE BITCHES IDEAS!)"
Russia:"I can understand you. What on earth are you-"
Arkansas:"Make him speak it!"
Kansas:"Yeah!"
Maryland:"Come on! Do it!"
New Mexico:" Ugh fine! Texas! You owe me."
Texas:"I know..."
Then New Mexico did it.
She got me to speak Spanish.
This made Russia freak out.
Russia:"A NON HISPANIC COUNTRY IS SPEAKING SPANISH, HOLY SHIT!"
Alaska:"UGH! Now I have to call grandpa to get him working again. I'll be back."
After a few minutes of Russia laying on the floor repeating
"I am the floorax I speak for the floor"
Soviet came over.
Soviet:"Alaska called, said it was a code to, Russia freak out. I can see why. What happened?"
America:"Well I called him darling in a southern accent since Georgia-"
Wisconsin:"The racist, she admitted defeat in-"
Georgia:"SHUSH!"
America:" Then New Mexico got me to speak Spanish and...."
Soviet:"Yeah, ever since he was a kid he also freaked out when non Hispanic people spoke Spanish, and random accents he didn't know you had-"
Alaska:"Yeah papa is more трахал(fucked) up in the head than you would ever believe."
America:"Yeah I can see that."
Soviet:"Russia get off the floor, please? I'll make your favorite food, the one your mother would make when you were sad..."
Russia slowly got up and nodded.
Soviet then went off to make the dish, it was an Afghanistanian dish...
Oh... oh she was... how didn't this click before?!
America:"Was his mother...."
Soviet:"And the rest of his siblings, Belarus and Kazakhstan moved one the fastest than Russia and Ukraine, me and Ukraine moved on once they hit highschool... I don't think Russia will ever move on..."
Soviet said in a voice only I could hear....
Wait....
Is he....
No I shouldn't come to conclusions, I'll wait for Russia to tell me if he ever wants to, or for Ukraine to be the idiot he is and just blurt it out. Although this seems like something he wouldn't blurt out, sure he's dumb, but the kind of dumb my sister Canada is. They can be smart with things like this, similar to how Canada took what little info she had and put it together to realize the gene had kicked in. She caught me just so I could be informed that mom wanted to talk to me... they're smart when it comes to serious stuff. So this is most likely something he wouldn't say.
After a bit I see Russia eating the food Soviet made.
Russia:"I'm sorry dad... I just don't know how you can forgive him after what he did. What he did was just as bad as what Spain did..."
Soviet:"He felt the guilt, he told us and turned himself in, his mother watched over Germany while he was in jail. Since it happened in America back when his land was controlled by Britain-"
America:"It still somewhat is."
Soviet:"He let him out after Nazi reassured he'd never do such a thing again. He truly is a better person Russia, if you will just choose to get to know him, you could get to know Germany."
Russia:"But Germany hates me..."
America:"Maybe once you accept his father, he'll give you a chance to be friends and possibly family? I mean the moment you got back into Alaska's life and became my friend, she started to treat me as if I am one of her father's."
Russia nodded.
Russia:"You're right, both of you..."
He sighed, gave me a wink which made me go red, and then hugged his dad.
Russia:"Hey stilettos? Can I spend the night?"
I smile and nod.
America:"Of course, you can stay the night whenever you want!"
Soviet:"Wait a minute, since when were you two this close? You cheating with your middle and highschool crush, Russia?"
Soviet said with a smirk, but then that smirk was smacked off his face.
Soviet:"I was kidding! I know you're 100% faithful to Israel, even though I still don't approve of her..."
Russia groaned and grabbed some alcohol and two shot glasses.
Russia:"When the states go to bed."
America:"Alright fine."
Soviet:"Wait America you-"
America:"Out of the house!"
I said trying to push him, which is working, slightly.
Russia had to help, but still!
I can't believe I'm going to be drinking with him again-