This Is Just Between Us

BURN BABY BURN!

Canada pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

I'm skipping school today because I feel like getting high and don't want to get in trouble!
Got a bag of the good shit to smoke.
I was wandering in the woods to find a good spot when I heard someone talking on the phone.
Czech:"Yeah. America is an annoying piece and Russia is even more annoying. Why is my older brother friends with them? Why is anyone friends with them? They piss me off as well. I know baby, trust me I'll get you out of there ok? Love you too."
Talking shit on my brother?! Talking shit on my friends?! Dating a minor?!
This bitch is in big trouble....
I snuck off and went to a store to buy gasoline and matches, I'm blaming him for arson.
That's when I bump into his sister, Greenland.
Canada:"Do you know if your brother hangs around any abandoned buildings?"
Greenland:"Yeah? Why?"
Canada:"He was talking shit on my brother and friends in the woods earlier, and I wanna frame him for arson."
Greenland:"We need more evidence to frame him. Because I wanna get the little shit in jail."
Canada:"I guess we can ask my brother what his experience with him is like."
Which is what we did, we went to my college and found America with Russia...
Canada:"Hey guys! We wanna ask some questions!"
Greenland:"We've been asking everyone."
Russia:"What are you asking?"
Canada:"What's your experience with Czech?"
Russia:"He's a total brat, I should know, I'm friends with Indonesia so I was around him a lot."
America:"I can't believe I'm saying this but he's kinda dick... I often hang out with Poland so I know what he's like. He often insulted me which I was unphased by because who is he to talk?"
Greenland:"Thanks for the information!"
Canada:"Cya later!"
Greenland and I run off and stalk Czech until he's by an abandoned building.
I put gasoline into the building and Greenland set it on fire once I was out.
Czech:"WHAT THE HELL?!"
We ran off and acted like we were coming down the street, then we called the police.
Greenland:"We won't have to deal with him for a long while now."
I nodded and we went our separate way.

America pov

I see Poland run up to me in a panic.
Poland:" Did you frame my brother for arson? I know he was kind of a jerk but-"
America:"What the actual Hillary Clinton are you on about?"
Poland:"My brother Czech got framed for arson and I know he was a little shit to you-"
America:"You should be asking my sister, not me, I don't burn stuff."
Poland:"But why would your sister- GOD DAMNIT GREENLAND! Shit! What if they- oh who am I kidding THEY DEFINITELY DID IT TOGETHER!"
I then see a very pissed Poland run off telling Greenland and Canada's full names

AN: BURN BABY BURN! BURN IT KIKE MINECRAFT