This Is Just Between Us

step one, out of the way

(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )
America pov

After a bit of me going nuts I decided I should probably sleep, before I wake up my states.
I get up early and go to make breakfast, soon the states will wake. Let's see who wakes up first this time! I hear footsteps but of two of my States, twins don't usually wake up at the same tiiiiiiiiime- that's Alaska and Wyoming, those two are never up first.
Wyoming waved and Alaska stared.
Alaska:"Good morning dad"
Alaska finally spoke after what felt forever, though it was probably just a few seconds.
America:"Morning! Why are you two up so early? It's usually Mississippi or Kansas."
Wyoming shrugged and looked at Alaska
Alaska:"Wyoming had a nightmare and I stayed with him to comfort him."
Wyoming nodded.
I smile, they're so close!
I hear more footsteps, the others must be awake.
After a bunch of mornings and eating I get ready to go to school. Liechtenstein is joining us for the next few weeks, perfect.
I said my goodbyes and ran off to my car.
I drove to the school, planning how I'm going to frame South Africa for the murder of Liechtenstein.
I get to school and meet up with my friends, ukraine being missing
America:"where's dick head #2?"
Canada grits her teeth, and gives me a death glare.
NK:"He's in the boys bathroom with his brother "
America:"And you didn't stop him?! He's gonna get his ass beat!"
Then in comes a perfectly fine Ukraine
Ukraine:"Sorry, Russia is an idiot and needed some notes "
An abuser and an idiot.
HAHAHAHA
America:"What a dumbass "
Ukraine looks pissed but is trying to keep his calm.
SK:"We should get to class, heard stuff is starting early."
South said, hand on her hip and sass in her tone.
Japan:"Can't we wait a little longer~!"
China:"We're friends with them, how again?"
Mexico:"She just randomly joined us, and we didn't do anything about it... And it's too late to boot them now, she's also dating south"
Mexico said crossing her arms, bending one knee causing her hip to be slightly popped out which made her red and yellow dress move a bit.
America:"Well we should get going, I gotta meet up with South Africa and Liechtenstein. We all hate Russia and we want to avoid Russia so she's shown us a special path to avoid him"
I then ran off and met my two future victims.
Liechtenstein:"Sup"
SA:"Ame! Haha! Come on, let's get to class!"
Now that I think of it, she does seem a bit of an air head. But Liechtenstein on the other hand.... Maybe if I can get Russia to beat him I can 'save' him and gain his trust.... Perfect.
We're almost there to class
America:"So Liechtenstein, why do you hate Russia? Last I checked, he hasn't done anything to you"
We're starting to walk in class, Russia is leaning on a wall. What great timing
Liechtenstein:"Well, I hate bullies and abusers. He probably beats Israel into staying with him. Waste of space, if you ask me"
I see Russia turn his head, pissed.
Russia:"I am not an abuser."
Liechtenstein:"Whatever you say asshole"
I see Russia punch Liechtenstein in the face
He then grabbed him and threw him in the wall, people started screaming.
Now's my chance!
I grab Russia and push him down the stairs and go to help Liechtenstein, hopefully this gets his trust.
America:"dude are you ok?!"
Liechtenstein:"Fine... Just a couple bruises, thanks man."
Liechtenstein smiled... I'm starting to gain his trust.
Then I sense something being thrown at me and I somehow grab it without looking, it's a sharp pencil. I look to see who threw it. Russia....
I threw it back at him and his girlfriend pulled him away from it.
Liechtenstein:"Hey America... I'm sorry about being rude... Maybe I can take you out of for coffee as an apology"
He's formed a romantic interest in me? Fuck trying to get him to trust me, he's fallen in love with me. This makes it ten times easier!
America:"Sure, I'm going over to South Africa's today though. We can meet in the forest tomorrow!"
He smiled and went to sit down.
The day went by like the first day, just this time I got beat a lot more. I enjoy the fact I'm the one getting beat again!
Soon the day ended and I called my oldest state to watch over my other states.
South Africa waved at me and I walked over to her
Quickly I put on my white gloves, they match my skin color perfectly
America:"So, you driving or me?"
South Africa:"Me, duh! Come on! Hop in!"
I get in, buckle myself, and plan to asks questions
America:"So I heard you have a machete?"
South Africa:"Yes I do! It polish and sharpen it whenever it needs some TLC"
She touches it a lot I assume?
Even better.
South Africa:"Sometimes I lose it in the woods since I use it to cut down vines and stuff that's in my way. I put it somewhere and I forget until I get home"
America:"You're so silly, gosh. You'd lose your hand if it wasn't attached to your body"
She laughed and parked into her driveway.
We got out and the first thing she did was grab her machete and show it to me,she then left it on the table and walked off. I quickly stuff it into my backpack and follow her, I see she likes to garden? She has a shovel in the backyard with a few crops.
Good. More 'evidence'.
The rest of the visit was boring, so I was glad when I had to leave.
I 'went home', in reality I hid behind a tree and waited till I was sure she was asleep, then I snuck into her backyard and took her shovel.
I then went to the woods and found a spot that I can take Liechtenstein to for a 1st and 4th to be the last 'date'. I hid the items nearby and ran home.

Alaska pov

Me and Wyoming were reading in my room when we heard a door open. I grab my Polaroid camera and Wyoming gets the toy microphone and turns it on.
We peak out my door and see dad with some dirt on him, he starts taking off some gloves that match his skin tone and throws them away
America:"Now all I have to do is trick this guy into having 4 dates with me and soon two of my problems are out of the way, I should shower and wash my clothes. They're dirty"
I take pictures and Wyoming stops recording. He goes to transfer it to my computer and I go to the kitchen to take a picture of the throw away gloves
Going back to my room I wait for all the pictures to develop
Alaska:"got the audio?"
He nods.
I give him a thumbs up and grab my empty monopoly box. Grandpa knows I like to hide stuff so he gave me the box to hide pictures, although the face he and grandma made was weird. Then I grabbed my notebook and started to write.

08/15

Dad came home covered in dirt and had gloves on that he threw in the trash, he also said something about problems in his way, and tricking someone into having 4 dates? Wyoming has the recording.

Wyoming goes back to his room as I hide the box holding my pictures and notebook.
I wonder what he means by getting rid of two problems? What problems? How does tricking someone into going on 4 dates gonna fix his problems?

Also the face in the art just says

"Mmmh~ daddy merica"