This Is Just Between Us

quality time with the states, also more news

Russia pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

Well now that I've explained what teenage pastime is to America, I'm off to give NJ his seeds and get dissected by Wyoming!
I wander off to find him!
Tennessee:"Uhm Russia? You seem very lost-"
Russia:"Which way is NJ's garden?"
Tennessee:"You're going to want to take a right, keep going forward, take a left and you'll see the door that leads to the path to the greenhouse, the pond that North Carolina likes to swim in, and some section of the backyard that has been given the purpose of being Pennsylvania's construction playground.
Russia:"Damn, you kids are more spoiled than my dad. My dad is the Soviet Union, the prince of Russia?"
Tennessee:"Your grandfather is the Russian empire? My siblings and I's granddad is King Britain! Our great grandfather is Kingdom of France!"
Russia:"Oh I know about your grandfather, he's good friends with my dad. Did you know most countries are royalty?"
Tennessee:"I thought that was just dad and now you-"
Russia:"Nope, everyone in your dad's friend group, other than Poland, is royalty!"
Tennessee:"How do you know uncle Poland?"
Russia:"Oh I'm friends with his brother Indonesia! Plus, Ukraine is my brother and can't keep his mouth shut-"
Tennessee:"Who else do you know?"
Russia:"I know Poland's siblings, Vietnam, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Singapore, Canada, Mexico...even though she doesn't like me, Bahamas, panama, every ex I had in middle and highschool- don't ask."
Tennessee:"Wow, you must've been popular-"
Russia:"Actually most people hated me- I was kind of dick, but I was still in grief and didn't have therapy...."
Tennessee:"What? Were you a bully?"
Russia:"Yeah, verbal in middle school and physical in highschool. But that was my panic response! To put it in short, my other grandfather kinda gave me some uhm power dynamic problems... but that's in the past! All that matters is my family, girlfriend, my friends, and you and your siblings!"
Tennessee smiled and nodded.
I ruffle his hair and follow the directions he gave me.
I open the door calmly because Alaska told me he had annty? Axey? ANXIETY! Like the song!
I walk up to him and tap his shoulder.
New Jersey:" AH!"
Russia:"Sorry! I thought you could hear me-"
New Jersey:"For someone so tall and no offense but seems like they'd be heavy, has silent footsteps."
Russia:"Oh! Haha! Sorry, my whole family has silent footsteps, we're also as your father likes to put it "trees". In my opinion you're dad and his family are just short, other than Canada-"
New Jersey:" Yorks told me you're 6'11 and a half, along with your dad being 7'3."
Russia:"So? My sister is 6'3, Ukraine is 6'6, and Kazakhstan is 5'11. We aren't that tall!"
New Jersey:"You and your dad are almost the size of a house..."
Russia:"What? No we aren't- oh by the way, I got you some seeds!"
He smiled and took them, and I helped him plant them.
Then we heard footsteps.
We turn and see...
Russia:"Pencil! What are you doing here?"
Pennsylvania:"Correcting you two! The typical 1 story house is 9 to 10 ft tall! Stupid!"
New Jersey:" You go back to eating crackers in your closet."
Pennsylvania:"But I'm out of crackers..."
New Jersey:"Why don't you go ask dad for more?"
They facepalm and go inside too, I'm assuming get more crackers?
Once I was done helping him garden I went over to find Louisiana.
I step inside and then have an attempt at being dragged away.
Russia:"Sup Ana!"
Louisiana:"Papa! Tennessee said you were here! Can we play together? Please!"
I smile.
Russia:"Alright, come on let go!"
Then I ran off with her.

America pov

I was dealing with my retarded son when I heard New York yell.
"THAT NO GOOD CIGARETTE STEALING MIDDLE SCHOOLER BULLYING WHORE!"
Now what the hell-
America:"Yorks! Are you ok?"
In comes my daughter fuming.
New York:"NO! Slovakia stole my fucking cigarettes and keeps bullying middle schoolers! She stole one of the kids' laptops! She even put one of my shoes in the trash! She also tried to steal my sunglasses, speaking of which, you make my new heart ones the same as my star ones?"
America:"Oh sure-"
Tennessee:"EVERYONE SHUT UP! Someone just got arrested!"
Just like that, he turned it on.

News: Recently in! Police have checked the cameras of garnet shows theater and have found the culprit of the prop swap. Vanuatu Port Vila was shown on camera to be messing with the props, as everyone knows, Vanuatu is known for wearing her long gray glove which explains the lack of her finger prints.
We assume the reason for such a horrible event was out of revenge and malice. Family and friends have said she and Moldova had a nasty break up on Christmas Eve.
The news reporter on scene tried to interview one of the main characters but his father, Prince America freedom Britain- WHY ARE WE DOXING HIM?!-
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Was being very protective due to the clear trauma the child was going through, so they decided to interview his basically emotionless sister- CAN WE LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE?!
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Here's a few interviews from witnesses and family and friends.

Alaska: I wasn't that shocked. I've seen plenty of murders in the past so this didn't phase me whatsoever. Plus I heard he was a huge asshole to my papa, so I couldn't care less about the fucker's death. Although I would've preferred him to die after the play, this was my older brother's time to shine, his chance to show the world that inbreds can have talent. He's balling his eyes out, but not over the murder, over the fact he couldn't finish the play. He went through the goddamn civil war, ain't no one in this damn family cares about murder. Death is death, suck it up you weak ass pussies.
{Alabama: she's! Sniff right! I don't care about the sniff murder! This was my sniff time to show the world my sniff capabilities of being a world sniff star actor!}
We then tried to interview the boy next to her, but he flipped us off. It was clear he didn't want to talk, but it was also clear he didn't care either.
WELL NO SHIT! THEY'RE LAND PEOPLE, THEY'RE USED TO DEATHS! THEY WERE IN WARS-
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We decided to interview some of the backstage crew, starting with the camera crew.
Person 1: It was unexpected! One minute everything was fine and dandy but the next... a blood curdling scream happened, it was at that point we realized that he was actually stabbed.
Person 2: Honestly I knew something was strange about Vanuatu, but I didn't think she'd go as far as switching a prop knife to a real one! That girl is nuts!
The next person we interviewed was the grandfather of one of the main actors, Britain Britain's England- I'm sorry is his middle name his first name?! Or is his first name his middle name?! Was there a typo?!-
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Britain: First of all, None of you need to know my full proper name because Britain is not my middle name, you don't need to know my middle name you nossy no good Barmy tosser! Second of all, the cameras started to malfunction for me and-
Hold up, we just got a very threatening and colorful email from the queen herself-
{Person in the back: what's her name}
I am not doxxing the Queen you moron!
{Person in the back: France Wine Britain!}
GREAT! NOW SHE'S EVEN MORE MAD BECAUSE WE DOXXED HER BABY BOY AND HER HUSBAND, AND NOW HER! CAN WE STOP DOXXING THE ROYAL FAMILY!?
EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THEIR NAMES, SAYING THEM ON LIVE TV IS PISSING THE QUEEN OFF! AND FROM WHAT I HEARD, SHE'S VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER FAMILY! WHY DO I STILL WORK HERE?! GOD!
Baby when I get home can you have some hot coco and a warm blanket ready? Could you also spare a few cuddles? I'm stressed! BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS PUT ON MURDER CASES! See you soon Mia!
Ugh! I NEED A BREAK, I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND! Just no alcohol or my liver will kill me.
{Camera person: I have a lavender smoke, do you want it?}
Yes- WAIT ARE WE STILL ON AIR?!

New York:"Didn't know Alabama was such a sick bitch- huh, I'm proud of his inbred ass!"
Cigarettes huh? Hmm, I can use this to get Slovakia in jail.....
America:"Anyways, sure I can get your new sunglasses like your star ones. I'll call my dad later. Anyways, if any of you need someone to talk to, I'll be in my room."