This Is Just Between Us

Crack an egg on your head! let the time drip down!

America pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

America:"Ok. What the actual FUCK happened while me and my dad were in the closet?!"
J.E:"Well we're think of ways to help Britain tell his kids he's bisexual heteroman-"
My dad hit my aunt j.e on the head.
Britain:"Shut. UP!"
America:"Was she about to-"
Britain:"You heard nothing. Absolutely nothing."
I.e:" My wife being an idiot aside, Kaz and Bel were trying to fight Soviet as they're that pissed, so Russia and Ukraine had to contain them. To ensure Soviet's safety we tied him up and put him in the sink. My daughter and son are off in a corner with my daughter's girlfriend because they got scared and have been grooming each other to calm down. Poland is being the softy that he is snuggling into his boyfriend…"
Softy…. Yeah.
I.e:" Poland's siblings? Well Greenland booked it out the house and dragged Indonesia with her, china and north… I hope they're using protection. That’s all I'm saying, Aussie is still on the ceiling. Seems she's gained more spiders, Mexico is having a breakdown as you can see and Brazil is failing at making it better, and Mexico's siblings are plotting to destroy their father. Then we have Canada… yeah she got into your mother's stash of edibles."
America:"What about my mom?"
Finland:"Oh she busted down the front door and we haven't seen her since."
Britain:"I swear if she starts using her blood mixed with beeswax for lipstick I'm going to start taking over countries again."
Nazi:"Aaaaaaaaand Britain has lost his mind."
Britain:"Nazi. Shut up before I fist fight you, you know I can, and I'm far shorter than you."
Nazi:"Alright you wanna go?! LET'S FUCKING GO!"
This outburst got everyone's attention.
Everyone watched as my dad threw his blazer to the floor, tossed his cane into the bin that's meant to hold umbrellas, and took off his hat tossing it to the table.
This showed off what he was talking about, and what mom was talking about a couple days ago.
Dad was covered in cigarette burns, permanent damage from what looks like being whipped, stab wounds, and just a hint of freckles. There also looks like poor stitches of what looks like cut off skin being reattached by being stitched together. Almost like it was purposely pared off before showing that whoever did it probably regretted it.
My friends have left where they were originally to see what was going on.
Japan:"OH AMATERASU OKIMAKI!  COSA È SUCCESSO ALLA GRAN BRETAGNA?!(OH AMATERASU OKIMAKI! WHAT HAPPENED TO BRITAIN?!)"
America:"I forgot you knew Italian…."
Italy:"ということは、私が日本語を話せることを忘れているのですか ?(So I'm assuming you forgot I can speak Japanese?)"
America:"Yeah I did-"
That's when we hear a thump.
That thump was Nazi falling to the floor with a bleeding nose.
Britain:"Told you I can fist fight."
My dad said, looking at me.
I nodded.
I was about to speak when Russia picked me up and ran off.
Russia:"OK! WE'VE BEEN AROUND TOO MUCH DRAMA! I wanna go to your home and eat chocolate with Alaska."
America:"Russia! Put me down!"
Russia:"Not happening."
He then ran off with me.
Forgetting his car.
Dear lord.
When we got to my house after what felt like hours, we saw the states.
All of them.
They're still meant to be at school or preschool.
Alaska:"Shit."
Russia set me down and gained a slightly angry "explain yourself" parent face, and to my surprise Russia had a calm version. Making the states keep from running as my face puts pressure for an answer.
We make a really good team.
Russia+America:"Explain."
New York:"This is on Delaware, I tried to get him to stop but he said he'd break my sunglasses so I had to give up."
Russia:"Is that all? I can smell alcohol, and it ain't any alcohol Michigan or Alaska has."
I knew there was an odd smell of cheap alcohol.
Just then Alaska threw up in a trash can?
Alaska:"THAT IS THE LAST TIME I'M EVER DRINKING BEER! I'd rather get low on energy than deal with this!"
America:"Beer? We don't-"
Russia:"WHO THE HELL BOUGHT BEER?!"
New York:"Florida did, and he got some cheap ass beer as well. Georgia is sitting in a corner of her room because the room keeps spinning to her."
Florida:"Listen, natural Ice is all I could afford, especially with the cigarettes you bought."
New York:" They're not just any cigarettes, they're Treasurer Luxury Black cigarettes!"
Louisiana:"Yeah! Those things are $100! You've smoked like half the pack!"
New York:" They're good ok? Sorry I want to try nice things."
Russia:"I'M SORRY THOSE THINGS WERE HOW MUCH?!"
New York:"$100. Listen, they have a bold flavor, they're also one of the most relaxing cigarettes I've ever had."
West Virginia:"Then you should try weed."
Alaska:"The shit aunt Canada and uncle Brazil smoke?"
New York:"I may have New York in my name but I'm the state. Not the city. Because if I was the city I'd be able to down god knows how many bottles of tequila."
Florida:"I'm sure you can, you look like you'd-"
New Jersey:"She tried a single shot and went streaking before throwing up by a lamp post."
New York:"It's why I stick to cigarettes."
I just walk to my room.
As I go up the stairs I see in the corner of my eye Russia helping Alaska, pushing New York out of the house to smoke since she was smoking inside, and tying Florida up before gluing and taping him to the ceiling.
Alaska:"Wow-"
Georgia:"What is all this ruckus?! The room is still spinning and- OH SWEET SUMMER PEACHES! WHAT IS-"
I then see Russia walk off to the kitchen before coming back with an egg and cracking it on her head.
Russia:"Go have an Amber moon. It's an egg in a cup with whiskey and Tabasco, drink if all, that includes the egg."
He said before coming over to me.
America:"Why would you suggest that?"
Russia:"My mom would suggest if me or my sibling got drunk or had a hangover. Amber moons help with hangovers ya know?"
America:"That's a myth."
Russia:"Myth my flat fucking ass, it works wonders when it came to me and my siblings! My dad too! Apparently my grandma made it for my grandpa when he was being a drunk idiot and forgot she's asexual."
I just smile and roll my eyes as I go to my room which is practically our room at this point, he spends the night so often.
Once we're in he took off his shoes and fell into my bed, making grabby hands with a pleading face.
I also take off my shoes and lay in bed with him.
He held me close, his grip is strong but gentle, it's comforting in a way.
I snuggled into his chest as if I'm trying to show I belong to him.
No.
To show he's mine.
….
UGH! GET IT TOGETHER AMERICA!
There is something VERY! wrong with you!
I then heard a small sound come from Russia, it was a sound of pain.
America:"Are you ok?"
Russia:"I'm fine, you're just pinching me-"
I hadn't noticed I was until now.
America:"I'm so sor-"
He sat up and gave me a light and gentle kiss on the lips before letting go and putting a hand on my cheek.
Russia:"No need to apologize, I've learnt what harm is accidental and what harm is intentional."
He said, giving me a reassuring smile.
I giggled and nuzzled into his chest feeling his face being stuffed into my hair.
America+Russia:"Я тебя люблю/Te amo(I love you)"
I can't tell what it is about telling him those 3 words, but it feels nice….
Russia:"Repeat after me. Мужчина пошел в магазин купить хлеба И ВОДКИ!(The man walked to the store to buy bread, AND VODKA!)"
America:"Мужчина пошел в магазин купить хлеба и водки.(The man walked to the store to buy bread, and vodka.)"
Russia:"There we go!"
America:"Your turn. Feles pigra obdormivit in alto muro latericio.(A lazy cat fell asleep on the high brick wall.)"
Russia:"Feles pigra obdormivit in alto muro latericio.(A lazy cat fell asleep on the high brick wall.)"
We high-five and continue to snuggle.
Russia:"I like being with you… it's peaceful."
America:"Yeah it is…"
I said, kissing him on the cheek.
He then returned the kiss, which I returned as well.
This continued until someone knocked on the door.
"Are you coming out to feed us? Florida is too drunk to cook and we aren't letting Georgia cook."
That's New Hampshire.
Russia:"Coming!"
He let go of me and got up after carefully moving me off him. I felt empty when he got up and left the room.
I leave my room and see Russia cooking.
I go down to see what he's cooking, only to have my head be used to crack an egg.
Russia:"Thanks for being the surface to crack my egg."
I just stood there frozen.
Alaska:"Papa does that all the time, don't take it personally"
Guess I'm going to have to get used to this huh?

AN: Posted June 16 2024 at 2:06AM. Art date: June 16 2024 at 2:30 pm. This art might be reused by the way as I want to spare my lover from having to draw a new piece of egg art