This Is Just Between Us

who knew how useful a group chat is

(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )
(Tw: hints at blackmail and mentions of home problems)

America pov

I turn off the TV and go to my room. The states don't have school today so I don't fully have to worry about them. I can just relax, well sorta. I have to figure out how to get Denmark to trust me enough to do such a thing.... Or maybe I can trick him. I'll have to study him first, see what I can find. Maybe he has a crush or is having trouble with someone. I could write a note with weird specifics and off a building he goes! No one should see, after all, that apartment needs to appear on the show 'extreme cheapskates' with how low income that building is. If I do it at night no one will notice me and I'll be in the clear.
I sit down on the chair and pull up to my desk and start studying, but I can't focus. I'm kinda worried about Russia's girlfriend, I mean she's dating Russia! He's an asshole who does nothing but harass others and enjoys their suffering. I'm glad I was his main target, it gave people time to hide from his wrath. Which I had to deal with all throughout middle and highschool because somehow he was in every AP class I was in, honestly it seems like he didn't even know why he was there or what class he was in. Yet somehow he got perfect grades and was able to do math which everyone was doing on paper in his head, and if you were to ask how he was doing that, he'd be very confused. I can't tell if that guy is a retard or really smart, maybe both, he's smard. Smart and a retard. I'm coming up with made up words for this guy.
Delaware: "AHHHH, DAD CALIFORNIA SET AN OUTLET ON FIRE!"
Alaska kicked open my door and just walked off.
Georgia:"DAD IT'S THE ONE IN THE KITCHEN- OH GOD HE SET THE SINK ON FIRE!"
Virginia:"AND MY CUP OF WATER, WHAT ON EARTH"
Washington:"I HAVE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!"
New York:" THAT'S MY HAIRSPRAY YOU IDIOT!"
Missouri:"I HAVE THE ACTUAL FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
North Carolina:"thank God for Missouri."
I want to die.
Texas:"IT SPREAD TO THE KITCHEN TABLE!"
Nevada:"WHO TURNED ON THE GAS STOVES?!"
Alaska:"FUCKING FLORIDA!"
Maryland:"THE CABINETS ARE ON FIRE!"
Missouri:"HOLD ON!"
I run out to see Missouri putting out the fire, with a struggle, but still putting out the fire.
America:"Great god...THE WHOLE KITCHEN IS BURNT"
Maine:"This is why California isn't allowed to mess with outlets, let alone plug in the toaster"
New Mexico:"I wanna move out...."
America:"New Mexico you're 8 years old. You're nowhere near moving out."
Alabama:"Ooooh texas~ I wanna cuddle."
Georgia:"I'm going to be sick..."
Georgia then ran off.
Idaho:"It's the incest kids! Utah help!"
Idaho then ran off to her best friend, which is also his brother. Utah and Idaho are extremely close, but not close like Alabama and Texas. Their type of close is wack as shit.
Alabama hugs Texas and Texas blushes.
Texas:"Alright Ally"
Montana ran off to a bathroom, the sounds of someone throwing up can be heard
I separated them admittedly
America:"Aye! No! What have I told you two?!"
Texas:" 'Not to breed your brother' we know we know.... Sorry"
America:"It's fine. Alabama, please stop flirting with your brother, you've made him form a crush and it's very unsettling"
Alabama:"But I'm such a catch~"
America:"Go sit under the sink and listen to 'I might kill my peter' "
Alabama:"I'd rather sit in the sin bin and listen to Bible verses"
America:"Then go do that."
Then I watch Alabama sit in the bin
I sigh and check my phone to see that I was invited to a school group chat.
I join in as anonymous so people don't know it's me, I can probably use this to find shit about
Denmark: Russia pushed me into a wall today. All I told him was to be a little nicer
Comoros: What an asshole, the fact he made it into college is shocking. You'd expect his attitude to get him kicked out
Japan: He bullied and still bullies america, all because he accomplished more than him
Anonymous: Is this just a Russia shit talk group
Timor-leste: Pretty much, he's a jerk! To everyone really, he bullied me and checked on Denmark! Denmark is already dealing with at home shit, having Russia around is making his situation even worse
Denmark: I'm pretty sure he paid Israel to date him, no way can a girl actually love him
Anonymous: you read my mind, surprised his family actually loves him
Ukraine: I'M IN THIS GROUP YOU ASSHOLES
Japan kicks ukraine out of the group
Japan: Problem solved
Anonymous: Are you the one who made this group?
Japan:Hehe yup!
Japan made this group well. Now I can get more information on most of those in my way
Denmark: You know how he'd go around saying I cheated on him? That wasn't a lie, he deserved it. Although it did mean my longest relationship had ended, he had a short temper anyways. Especially when I brought up meeting his mom, must have a bad relationship with her. Probably his fault anyways
Anonymous: Did he do anything else?
Denmark: Not that I know of, unless he somehow has something to do with how my home life is going and how.... I'm not going to say that last part
Denmark has a bad home life right now and is hiding something? Is he being blackmailed? Does he have someone held hostage? That's a dumb thought america... jealousy? Wait a minute....
Anonymous: do you happen to have depression? I have depression and anxiety
Denmark: I do actually
Bingo.... I'll make it seem like he's sooo jealous of Russia having a girlfriend to the point he kills himself! Before I do that I have to figure out what he's hiding, maybe I could 'help' him. I'd have to think of a way to 'help' once I learn what his secret is, not like it'd matter because I'm pushing him off anyways but still.
I start laughing at the thought of seeing him dead on the ground.
I continue to text in that group chat for God knows how long, I just can't stop texting and laughing.

Alaska pov

That thing has been in his room for quite awhile,
Just laughing non-stop... It's creepy. I run to my room and grab my notebook. This is the first time I've written twice in a day.

08/25 | 2

That thing has been in my dad's room for what seems like hours. It keeps laughing, WHY IS IT LAUGHING?! It's not some 'he he ha ha' laugh, it's an unsettling laugh... baleful dare I say. I don't feel safe anymore

AN: Denmark looks like he's trying to ask someone out via text