Ain't Shady Baby, I'm Hot

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Topper staggered backwards, Kelce there to support him as I checked on Pope. He shook off his pain quickly though making me less worried as JJ cheered.

"Yeah! Attaboy!" JJ hollered, our noise muffled from the dogfight which was about to go down on the movie.

Rafe let out a whoop as he gave me a look. One that pretty much told me we had a fight on our hands and there was nothing I could do about it.

"With your fist, like this, okay?" JJ coached as I watched the three Kooks focus on us.

"Well, shit, round two I guess." I shook my hands out. The three lunging at us. I wasn't shocked that JJ stepped in between Rafe and I, I was shocked however when Kelce moved passed me to help out Rafe.

"Oh, no you don't." I lunged, wrapping my arm around Kelce's throat, and yanking him backward. The two of us tumble slightly as I push him down before I went to the grass with him.

I let him try to stand back up, but I was already on him. This wasn't a spar, and Kelce knew that.

"X, I don't want to hurt you," Kelce called out as I sent him back to the ground cradling his jaw.

"Then stay down!" I roared over the movie. He didn't listen as he moved to his hands and knees completely exposing himself. "I'm sorry, Kelce." I was loud enough for him to hear me, his head snapping up as I spun, kicking him in the side of the head.

It wasn't enough to knock him out or give him a concussion, but he'd definitely struggle to get up. "Stay down." I ordered as he groaned splayed out on his front. I turned, seeing Pope getting his ass handed to him. JJ was putting up a good fight, but Rafe was bigger. And unfortunately, Rafe had more training than JJ.

"JJ, go help Pope!" I yelled out as I made a split decision. There was an opening from where I was, so I dove in. My arms wrapping around Rafe's torso as I knocked him down to the ground.

"What, are you crazy?" JJ asked as he watched Rafe and I hit the ground. Air leaving his lips as I knocked the wind out of him.

"Just a little. JJ, Pope!" I cried out as I watched Topper send Pope spiraling to the ground. JJ hesitated but eventually turned to help, a sigh escaping me before I felt myself get flipped onto my back.

A groan slipped through my lips as I stared at Rafe who had me pinned like I had him last night. My ribs on fire as I attempted to push him off. I couldn't raise my hips more than an inch off the ground and he had my hands in his pinning them at my stomach. A cocky grin on his lips as I glared at him, calculating my next move.

"You know, I like this position better than last night." I spat in his face hoping to distract him as I yanked both of my hands. He let go of one to wipe the blood and saliva free from his cheek, which was all I needed.

I swung, trying to catch him off guard with a left hook, but he was expecting it. He sent me a wink as I stared at my left fist trapped in his right palm. Anger rising as I realized I was actually stuck.

"That was cute. Really." He once again had my hands pinned down to my stomach but this time with one hand as he flexed his fingers.

"Get off, you ba-" I yelped as I felt him press his free hand into my ribs. My body bucking as I tried to get away. His grin turned into a smirk. My lip curling as I snarled at him.

"My, my, not so tough now, Darling," he put pressure again on my ribs, my lips shut, but he didn't let up pressing harder only stopping when I cried out. He tutted, clearly delighted as he brought his face closer, his lips at my ear.

I sucked in a breath, making another split decision as I took a play out of Pope's book.

Please don't give me a concussion.

"You know, I love it-" I cut him off, my head and chest rising as I head butted him catching him by surprise.

I let out a groan as I pulled my hands free and managed to push him off of me. The two of us laying on the grass as we held our foreheads.

A second went by, the two of us just staring up at the sky, before we turned, realization setting in that both of us were in a weakened state and just lying there.

"Oh fuck." I hissed, rolling onto to my stomach away from Rafe as he started to move. Once I pushed myself onto my hands and knees, I rose to my feet. Rafe wasn't quite there and was at the perfect height for me to grab him in a headlock.

I looked past him and saw five people moving, the figures unclear as I thought I really did my head in. But no, Kie had joined the brawl. Pope looked to be off the ground, same as Kelce as I realized Rafe and I were on our own.

I moved towards him slipping my right arm around his neck and putting my left to the back of his head. He brought his hands up as I squeezed. His hands reaching behind him to try and find mine.

"You know, I'd typically let the guy do the choking." I whispered, toying with him as I tightened my hold.

"That," he wheezed, "could be arranged." He gasped out as he dropped his hands, realizing it was a losing battle. However, I had failed to see him moving his feet as he began to stand.

The action causing me a slight lapse in focus as I loosened my hold just enough that I no longer had him in a choke hold but was now trying to keep myself on his back as he stood. I let out a squeak of surprise and reacted on instinct.

I looped my legs around and dug my thighs into his sides, my hand clasped and hung around his neck and I pulled myself in toward his back. We both went still, my eyes wide as he turned his head slowly. Our eyes locking as he blinked.

"Did you-- seriously? Koala-ing?"