001. sorry, wrong number

482 8 2
                                    

xxx-xxx-xxx
hi, i'm not home
so can you just drop
the package off at the
front door? thanks :) !!

me
sure send address
i forgot it


xxx-xxx-xxx
128 Melrose Ave.

me
thanks pooks
omw to live
in your walls 🥶

xxx-xxx-xxx
???? what

me
you got the
wrong number babe 😭😭

xxx-xxx-xxx
OH WTF
im so sorry
tjis is so embarrassing
bye

me
wait no donf leave
im fr so lonely
and bored
bmf 🙏🙏

xxx-xxx-xxx
what if youre a
murderer tho
i already get
death threats

me
i swear im not

xxx-xxx-xxx
that sounds like
something a murderer
would say tbh

me
youre probably
the murderer

xxx-xxx-xxx
no wonder youre lonely
you assume everyones
a murderer

me
YOU ASSUMED FIRST??
also im not lonely
my friends just arent here rn

xxx-xxx-xxx
thats something
a loner would say

me
youd know
wouldnt you

xxx-xxx-xxx
WHATS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN

xxx-xxx-xxx
ok im gonna text
my actual delivery guy now

me
don't leave me 😢

xxx-xxx-xxx
i'll come back after
i'm done

xxx-xxx-xxx
i'm back

me
omg hi

xxx-xxx-xxx
hi !!1!!1!1!11!1!

me
whats ur name

xxx-xxx-xxx
guess

me
its probably some
white boy ass name
like david or something

xxx-xxx-xxx
no wtaf

me
i feel like youre
either 20 somethinf
or youre 40

xxx-xxx-xxx
who'd know

me
youre 40
arent you

xxx-xxx-xxx
NO

me
ok grandpa

xxx-xxx-xxx
im blocking you

me
not very gentleman
of you, stranger

xxx-xxx-xxx
ok

me
youre so dry
this is hatecrime

xxx-xxx-xxx
okay

me
im gonna go think of
more lyrics now
bye david
gn

xxx-xxx-xxx
your names
probably sarah or something
bye sarah

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