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I'm tired and for some reason tiredness makes me easily amused and hyperactive soz if I sound like I'm stereotyping I'm not god at descriptions. Writing god was a mistake but I'm leaving it in.

characters I (I am an autistic person, don't worry neurotypical fourteen year old white girls on Twitter.) headcanon as autistic, roll twenty, LETS GO.


Matilda Wormwood from Matilda
The OG autistic-coded child genius. Quiet from the musical is just the fucking autism anthem, i swear to god, here's a lyric that's an example of this, 'when every shouts like they seem to like shouting the noise in my head is incredibly loud' I feel ya girl. This also might just be me wanting to see myself in one of my favourite characters but shhhhhhHHH.

Nell from How To Spell catastrophe.
She keeps a journal of everything that could go wrong, she's insanely empathetic to both people and the whole ass planet, I'm not good at describing characters just trust me on this.

Dae-Ho from Squid Game 2
This might kinda be a stretch since the only super obvious 'autism trait' he shows is that he does a lot of stimming (at least I think it's stimming, he blows on and flaps his fingers and is constantly pulling his jacket's zipper.) Theseare my headcanons I don't have to explain them to you, what are you a cop?

Maudie from Inbestigators
(Aussie show, you might not know it.) She has trouble lying, good at picking up on small details. There's a whole episode where she looses her favourite notebook, completely dumps out every item in her school supplies tub then when she can't find it she curls into a ball under a table, and as an autistic person who lost a deck of my BEST ANIMAL CROSSING AMIIBO CARDS my reaction was almost identical.

Actually, all the main cast in Inbestigators.

Flick from Animal Crossing
As an emo, gay, bug obsessed, fancy talking autistic bitch I can confirm that this is an emo, gay, bug obsessed, fancy talking autistic bitch.

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel
This man mentally scripted a greeting then screamed 'HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BITCH' when his daughter called him for the first time in five months.

Caine from TADC
I don't really know why, I just give him a big hard sniff and went 'yep youre autistic'

Mabel, Dipper, Soos and Ford from Gravity Falls
Look me in the eyes (please not literally) and tell me that these bitches are neurotypical.

dragons, cats, pigeons and crows
I don't have any proof of this but I'm like 99% percent sure.

Clay from Animal Crossing
'B- but hes just a villager he doesnt have his own unique personality why not just say all lazy villagers-' *Boots you to timbuktu.* I have my FUCKING REASONS

Bluey and Bingo from Bluey
Side tangent but in a Bluey episode their dad Bandit is talking to a toy that he's pretending to take to the hospital. The toy is a tennis ball in a stubby holder, but the holder is to big so the tennis ball keeps falling inside, and he says "THere's something wrong with your head. And your body. It's basically your head and your body." and as someone who is both mentally and physically disabled I cackled.
So yeah, Bluey and Bingo are autistic.

Kee Rami (Hope I'm spelling it right.) from Extraordinary Attorney Woo
She will pause conversations to quote movies the conversations remind her of, when a canonically autistic character gets bullied she punches the bully in the face, she's insanely good at communicating with said autistic character (And yeah, anyone can get along with anyone blah blah blah but I swear to god, autistic folks are like plastic chairs and arm hairs.)

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