happy V-Day. personally, I'm single, but I'm glad I at least have friends to spend it with.
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I want a girlfriend so bad yall
im willing to online date if yall know any sapphics around 14 please help me
I wanna doll up and kiss women and be a pretty goth lesbian with too many squishmallows
I wanna use pickup lines that are just long stories followed by somewhat related gifts. I wanna tell women tell about Aztec heart sacrifices then give them a necklace made of the glass they would make the knives out of
I wanna say 'sorry, cant, hanging with my girlfriend.' when my folks try dragging me into activities.
I wanna not get annoyed when I don't know the sexualities of pretty girls in my school because I already have a pretty girlfriend.
I wanna live in a cozy cottage with a pretty garden and a black cat named Pluto and bake apple pies for my beautiful wife
I wanna order extra ketchup for an introverted girl or awkwardly ask an extroverted girl if she could please tell the server that they accidently gave me a hand grenade instead of pasta because I don't want to cause a fuss.
I wanna be obnoxiously flirty until I am shut up with a forehead kiss.
I wanna never say anything like this on valentines and instead tell my single friends that they can hang out with me and my girlfriend and we can just have a girls night.
I don't need no man.
I need pretty ladies.
