Shit I've learnt throughout my life
Things could be worse, but they could also be better, so if you wanna complain, complain.
Shit isn't always gonna get better and sometimes the best you can do is find someone to shit talk with.
You could absolutely always have a calculator in your pocket.
Cookies are the ones with chunks of stuff in them, biscuits have stuff fully incorporated. A chocolate cookie would have chocolate chunks in the batter, and a chocolate biscuit would have cocoa powder mixed into the batter.
Folks are gonna make fun of you no matter what you do.
If someone treats you like shit for no reason, give them a reason.
Even if 99% of the word thinks you're ugly, you've still got hundreds of thousands of people who think you're pretty.
If you skip your five dollar coffee every day for a year, you still won't be able to buy a house, car, most designer clothing, pay rent for a year, or go on a decent vacation. Chances are you'll just be tired and have low blood sugar, so order the latte and swipe that fucking card.
If you see someone stealing baby products or period products, no you didn't.
Bath and Bodyworks Strawberry Poundcake is the best smelling scent you'll ever sniff.
a $2.50 pack of Oreos is better than an singular $8 Crumbl cookie
If someone ever tells you you don't have to wear makeup, tell them that you also don't technically have to wipe your ass.
Nothing makes sense, so why should you have to?
Treat others how they treat others.
skirts and pants are pieces of fucking fabric and fabric isn't gendered.
Colour coding children so strangers know what their gentiles look like is weird.
People in Alternative style shops are insanely nice.
You're a ghost inside a wrinkly pink jelly piloting a flesh suit on a floating rock that's about to explode because of a flaming orb millions of kilometers away, just wear the slutty fucking outfit.
If men can control the majority of the world women should be able to have fucking pockets.
The fact that the current president of the united states is above retirement age is idiotic
Dolly Parton should be USA's president.
Greta Thunberg was probably one of the last people to help slow down climate change with help from the government.
Crocs are ugly.
You aren't going to gain anything by not taking your days off.
Lola Bunny not having boobs in Space Jam 2 is not the big deal that the internet made it out to be.
Cunty sorta rhymes with auntie and I am your auntie Chilli and I slay so when people call you a cunt they're really saying you slay.
Owning a furry suit just proves you managed to make enough money to buy/ make one unlike the 11 year old anti-furries on tiktok who have to take out a loan every time they want to buy a new vape flavour.
There's a Non-Binary Squishmallow and an Autistic Beanie Boo.
If a transphobe says pronouns are stupid, they aren't a big deal ect ect ect just start misgendering them.
Life isn't 13 Reasons Why, all that killing yourself will do is add you to a statistic that'll eventually be used by right-wing politicians to boycott phones and/or queer people.
Don't mess around with poisons, literally just fill the syringe with air and stab it between their toes or something, it'll mimic a heart attack and work quickly.
If you don't know how to respond to someone, just say 'as the prophecy fortold.'
People of colour in live action remakes aren't ruining peoples' childhoods, internalised racism is.
Not everything is a game of smash or pass.
Dead men can't catcall
The 'breathe on a spoon and the colour tells you if you are sick' hack isn't real.
If a guy sends you dick pics, turn them into NFTs priced at hundreds if not thousands of dollars each. Then he'll have to pay you in order to take them off the web.
