Random bullshit

i wrote 'any girl kissers?' on the bathroom wall of my school.

yall, if I had an insecure girlfriend I would hype her up so fucking much. 

just, picture this 

"Babe, you just wait out here, I'll go inside and call you in when its ready, mkay thanks. OK LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS YALL BETTER CLAP AND CHEER LIKE A STUDIO FUCKING AUDIENCE OR I AM BLOWING THIS SHIT HOLE SKY FUCKING HIGH. mkay babe, come in." 

how I've been single for something like eight years we will never know /s