My biggest flexes
I'm the most uninspiring disabled person to ever exist.
I posted the first complete Total Drama 2023 fanfic on Wattpad
My cat who isn't very snuggly gave me snuggles
Here's a list of songs I can sing practically perfectly
The Ballad Of Jane-Doe from Ride The Cyclone
Burn from Hamilton
Satisfied from Hamilton
Happy Day In Hell from Hazbin Hotel (Final note is why it's a flex.)
I Will Be Ok from Helluva Boss
I know that it's sea star not star fish
I know that it's cacti not cactuses
I'm really really really really really good at masking my Autism and ADHD. Like, I can go a week without stimming in public.
I can go seventy-five seconds without blinking.
I can evenly distribute food dye throughout bread dough.
I didn't punch that guy who said 'Oh you could be in the Paralympics!' when they noticed I only have one hand.
