Let's make a metaphor, darlings

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so, I saw this

TLDR, a guy went to a shop to hit on a goth girl, then got pissed when she wanted to do her job, not get fucked by his two inch dick

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TLDR, a guy went to a shop to hit on a goth girl, then got pissed when she wanted to do her job, not get fucked by his two inch dick. 

So, let's make a metaphor based on this to outline how ridiculous it is, shall we? 

ahem, 

"One star.
"I started going to this store because I wanted a job. Turns out they hate people with motivation to work. 
"They never offered me an interview even though I was walking up and down the aisles for an hour! I had to talk to a staff member just to bring up wanting a job, then they told me that they weren't hiring. 
"They need to work on their interview techniques for people who are just trying to get a job and not just give their attention to people who need help finding and paying for things." 

See how utterly ridiculous arguments like those are? Fascinating, isn't it? 

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