Roommates (Klance College AU)

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"Take a shot if you've ever..." Lance stops reading as soon as he saw what it said, and gave Pidge a death glare. 'take a shot if you've ever wanted to kiss your emo roommate.'

"What?" Pidge asked.

"You two tampered with these didn't you?" Lance asked, eyes narrowed.

Pidge snorts sarcastically, and gives Lance a dismissive wave. "No, of course not," they said. "We made them all." They offered Lance an innocent smile, that he could tell was sinister.

Keith chuckled. "What's it say?"

Lance quickly hid the card behind his back, shaking his head. "Nothing, it's nothing."

Keith raised an eyebrow, clearly not convinced. "Come on, Lance, we're all playing the game. You can't just skip a card."

"Yeah, Lance," Pidge said slyly, smirking at Hunk. "You can't skip a card."

Lance slowly slid the card under his butt, and silently took a shot, not reading aloud what it said.

Keith's curiosity only deepened, his gaze fixed on Lance, who was now visibly flustered. "Seriously, what did it say?" he persisted, a hint of amusement in his voice.

"Who's turn now?" Lance asked, redirecting the subject elsewhere.

Before anyone could press further, Hunk intervened. "I guess it's my turn," he said, picking up a card from the pile. "Take a shot for every person you're shorter than," he read. "Aw, I wanted Pidge to get this one."

"Well that's boring," Lance said. "You're the tallest one here."

Hunk glanced around the circle. "Okay, who's next?"

Pidge eagerly grabbed a card, eyes sparkling with mischief. "Take a shot if you've ever hacked into your friend's social media account for fun," they read out loud, not missing a beat before taking their shot.

As Pidge passed the deck to Keith, Lance leaned back, trying to shake off his earlier embarrassment. Keith, with a smirk, pulled a card from the top. "Take a shot if you've ever been caught singing in the shower," he read, his gaze flickering to Lance as if recalling a specific incident. His cheeks flushed, recalling the events that followed. "I don't sing in the shower," he stated.

"Really?" Lance asked in disbelief. "Never?"

Keith shrugged.

It was now Lance's turn again. He hesitated for a moment, remembering the last card, but shook off the feeling and drew a new one. "Take a shot for every– what the fuck?" He randomly shot out. "Who wrote this one?" Lance asked, shoving the card all up in Hunk and Pidge's business.

Pidge cackled. "It was me, sorry," they managed through laughs.

"You don't sound too apologetic," Lance said blankly.

Pidge burst out in laughter. "I just knew you'd struggle to figure it out," they said once they calmed down.

Lance grumbled, taking out his phone and going into the calculator app.

Keith, confused, peeked at Lance's card. 'Take a shot for every person you've slept with.' Keith hummed. Based on that reaction, it must be a lot?

Everyone watched over as Lance tried to count everyone.

"Don't forget that one fire fighter in training," Pidge said. "At that party."

Lance gave Pidge a genuine look of confusion. "Who?"

"You were wasted out of your mind," Hunk said. "So we don't expect you to remember, but you were nonstop spamming the group chat about it."