The Orgasmic Sammich

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Elenas POV:

"Hmmm...I blame you peanut for my grumbly tummy" I conclude with a giggle...

So Peanut, I think we are going to have us a turkey, ham and provolone sandwich with tomatoes, butter lettuce, pickles on toasted sourdough. Sounds amazing doesn't it, Mmmmmmmmm. Now let's find us some chips in the pantry." I giggle.

I spot the chips and Oh Hell yes!!!! Cheddar, and sour cream chips. I chuckle mischievously as I nab the bag of chips from their snug little spot like a thief in the night.

As I take a huge unladylike bite of this yummy as Fuck sammich, I hear the front door alarm. I literally freeze not knowing if it's Olivia or not. It's not that I'm scared of the stupid little cunt, I just don't have it in me right now to deal with her drama.

I let out a huge sigh of relief when I hear Mom & Dad laughing and the front door close. They look at me as I take another monstrous bite of my sandwich. I have never really been a sandwich kinda of gal, but this mother fucking sandwich has me doing some kind of awkward twerking, shimmy thing in my seat.

I unconsciously moan as I chew my hearty sammich. Every flavor bursting in my mouth like the fourth of July. Yup, I am having unholy thoughts about this sandwich right now.

All of a sudden, I hear Mom & Dad laughing hysterically behind me. I turn my head and see Mom holding her stomach and tears in her eyes. Dad has his hand on the wall holding himself up since he looks like his hysterics are temporarily immobilizing him.

"We thought you were in here with Jaxon doing...doing..." all I hear is Mom laughing again, she can't seem to spit it out.

"No Emm..." Dad laughs out loud "don't say it!" he continues to laugh.

Once I finish my sandwich and chips. Mom And Dad both seem to be coming down from their little laughing episode.

"Okay I'm good now..." she says wiping her tears from her eyes.

I try to ignore them and start to clean up my mess. But, now I'm giggling because their laughing is super contagious. I must have looked like a crazed coyote devouring its dinner when they walked in.

"What's got you walking around here like a smitten kitten." Dad chuckles

I feel my cheeks heating up... and I look down at the rag before rinsing it out in the sink and hanging it up on the towel rack.

I look up from wiping the counters while still giggling to see Mom and Dad watching me with this creepy smile on their faces.

"Well...Ummm..." I can't help but giggle again.

"I...I'm Kinda seeing Jaxon tonight." I mumble with a huge Cheshire cat smile that I can't seem to get rid of.

"He'll be here at seven tonight to pick me up, he has an adventure planned! He even sent me a pajama onesie to wear on our little evening adventure all-inclusive with fuzzy bear slipper shoes, can you believe it! That was in the first package, then the second package was a purple golf ball with my initials engraved. Then the third box had this beautiful ornate golden ticket that says admit two and it had a cute little note with instructions. He wants me to bring both of those items with me and make sure I am wearing the onesie when he picks me up." I say a little too quickly and enthusiastically.

"It's this big comfy furry purple bear onesie." I explain animatedly.

"It sounds like it's going to be a very interesting night sweet pea. I can't wait to hear all about it tomorrow. Mom whispers in my ear as she runs her hand down the side of my head to my shoulder. I look up at her with excitement filled eyes and we both start giggling again.

"I can't wait to see him, but I'm also a little nervous," I admit.

"Well honey that's completely normal due to what you have been through and what you are currently going through. I hope you don't mind me giving you some advice. You can take it or leave it sweetheart; my intention is not to push you into doing anything you don't want to do."

"Of course I want your advice." I smile brightly at the woman who has been more of a mother than my own egg donor.

"Well, my advice to you is to keep an open mind and try to listen to what he says. If you are meant to be then everything will work itself out my sweet pea. She says as she kisses the top of my head.

"But... if you are feeling overwhelmed and can't take being around him come home or give us a call and we will come and get you. I just want you to know that we will always be here for you sweetheart." She says as she hugs me close.

I feel the tears start streaming down my face. Shit, am I really crying again!! I internally scold myself. That's all I can do lately... I'm happy, I cry... I'm sad, I cry... I have to take a poo, I cry... Shit is this what being pregnant is all about... Just one big ole emotional nauseous mess twenty-four seven?

"Oh, my silly little sweet pea, I love you." Mom hugs me a little tighter.

"I love you so much it hurts" I giggle sob.

"Are you planning on telling him about the pregnancy?" she inquires cautiously.

"I don't mean to pry, if you don't want to talk about it I understand." Mom hugs me tighter.

"No, you're not prying. It's not that at all. I...I just don't know yet." I sigh.

"Everything is just happening so fast. I am not sure if tonight will be the right time, or how I should tell him? I'm just so confused. Maybe I should postpone this date for another time... Maybe tonight is a bad idea." I grumble impatiently. I start to take long deep breaths to try and calm myself down. I feel myself starting to freak out and get overwhelmed with this whole situation.

"I really do want to tell him. He's the dad, he should know, I get it, but.... But... what if he gets angry when he finds out. What if he hates me for ruining his life?" I start crying uncontrollably.

"Sweetie... Sweetie... It's okay, it's okay..." She says in her most comforting voice while swaying slightly back and forth while holding me tightly against her.

"The bottom line is that whatever happens you have a village to help you, with or without him. It would be ideal for him to be part of this village but if he chooses not to be involved then so be it. You don't need him. Mom Squeezes me so tight that I relax a bit as I breathe in her sweet scent.

"But my heart is telling me that he is going to be surprised just like you were initially. I see Jaxon just as happy as we all are about this little one." Mom coos in my ear.

This makes me smile and calm down. Mom always makes me feel better, she always has.

"Mom, do you want to see what he sent me?" I excitedly ask, but I don't even give her a chance to answer.

"Come on let me show you," I grab her hand and drag her to my room, she has a cutest smile on her face when I turn around to show her the bear onesie. I continue to show her the rest of the stuff and the notes that came with it. She has a huge smile on her face the whole time.

I see that she has some unshed tears in her eyes. "This is so sweet... and very romantic. I hope your night together is amazing and it's everything you want and more." She says as she kisses my cheek. 

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