Halo, this is a one shot about two shows called human buddy and solarballs.
The characters belong to them and I really suggest you get a look at their Yt channels ;]
By the way, this will contain ADULT STUFF and GORE. Sorry I didnt write for a long...
[I love writing headcanons XD Only fluff and angst, but I might make a smut version later on :P]
Ships: Venus x Earth x mars Saturn x Jupiter Uranus x Neptune Pluto x Charon Titan x Titania Titan x Luna(one sided 😭) Ariel x Umbriel Enceladus x Iapeteus
(Remember that this is just my personal opinion, You are free to ship whoever you want as long as it's not problematic!)
-Mars doesn't get flustered easily, but when he does he'll stay RED for hours
-Earth seen him get that flustered once and still mocks him for that.
-Venus would give the best bear hugs but never does.
-Mars never cried in front of anyone and he avoids any sad topic.
-In episode "Is there sound on Mars" Earth ended up falling asleep on Mars and they cuddled up together.
-Earth is multilingual.
-Luna knows Spanish and Earth is teaching him other languages
-Mars has the BEST music taste and everyone trusts him when making a Playlist.
-Mars is secretly good at singing but only sings when drunk.
-Mars is such a deep sleeper that he still wouldn't wake up to Venus' shouts.
-Mars and Earth have the DIRTIEST minds.
-Mars and Earth would do drugs but Jupiter caught them every time.
-Jupiter is a father figure to everyone (technically Zeus is the "father of all gods" so...)
-Jupiter and Saturn are married. Change my mind.(might write about their marriage🤭)
-The priest was Venus.
-Jupiter has medical skills.
-Saturn loves earthling jewelry.
-Jupiter makes biscuits for everyone every once in a while.
-Mercury has anxiety. Change my mind pt2
-Mercury doesn't like parties much because of loud music, but still goes only to be included.
-Mercury loves mlp.
-Venus can't handle alcohol. He would faint with only one sip.
-Mercury, Venus, Mars and Earth watched Steven universe together.
-Earth and Mercury cried, Mars comforted them the whole time, Venus still says that it was terrible even though he loved it.
-Mercury has hemophobia (fear of blood)
-Uranus listens to nightcore songs.
-Uranus and Mercury would definitely be besties.
-Venus has the worst influence on Neptune.
-Neptune ate an asteroid and almost choked on it.
-Neptune has tea parties with Uranus and Guillermo.
-Uranus writes fanfictions.
-Neptune caught Uranus drawing r34 but didn't understood it and just thought it was a nice drawing.
-Neptune is dyslexic.
-Uranus taught him to spell correctly words like "come" or "six" so that INCIDENTS wouldn't happen.
-Neptune caught Uranus crying once and hugged him until he felt better, they ended up cuddling.
-Titania and Luna would be besties.
-Luna still has a little crush on Titan, but he's still happy for Titania.
-Earth and Luna don't have any memories of Theia nor of Proto-Earth.
[That's all for now :P I'll do another chapter if I can think of other headcanons TvT]
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