Halo, this is a one shot about two shows called human buddy and solarballs.
The characters belong to them and I really suggest you get a look at their Yt channels ;]
By the way, this will contain ADULT STUFF and GORE. Sorry I didnt write for a long...
[Shit post bc I'm lazy asf Warning: MALE PREGNANCY, Self-insert? Welp, there is going to be a character I made to be one of X's moons
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A video on tik tok gave me the idea to make X pregnant but I don't remember who was it from TvT Btw Iris and Planet X have been together for a LONG while before this chapter.
Okay hope you find this shit entertaining :P Humanized as usual THIS IS A JOKEFIC. DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.]
3RD PERSON POV Its been some time now Planet X felt sick all the time. He would have mood swings, he would crave random things. Baiyu, his moon, was starting to be kind of weirded out.
At first he thought "He's just being childish as always", but then slowly started to find it kind of odd. Baiyu:"You know you shouldn't be eating ice cream if it makes you throw up at night" Planet X:"But I want ice cream."
Baiyu:"You're irresponsible" Planet X:"YOU DON'T GET ME! YOU'RE JUST A SENSELESS C#NT!" with that he ran in his room and locked the door.
Baiyu:"...what the fuck was that." Baiyu was kind of shocked, even if X has always been kind of childish, he's never been so edgy.
He didn't even had the time to sit on the couch, that he heard X's room door open up and X coming out crying and hugging Baiyu. Planet X:"I'm so sorry Lil' bro..! *sob* I'm such a selfish piece of shit.. *sob*"
Baiyu hugged him awkwardly. He had enough of that bullshit. Baiyu:"Alright bro.. I forgive you and everything... But now I really gotta tell you something and I'll try to not sound rude or offensive. *takes a breath*... what the FUCK has being going on with you on the last few days?!"
Planet X:"W-what..?" Baiyu:"Your mood swings every second, you crave weird stuff, and you vomit every fucking da-" Before he could finish, X covered his mouth and made sign to Baiyu that he was about to throw up. Baiyu quickly took him to the bathroom and waited outside patiently.
As X came out, he was more pallid than a corpse. He was barely able to stand on two feet. Baiyu:"See? This exactly what I was talking about! It's almost like you're pregnant." X chuckled. Planet X:"Haha, you still know how to make me laugh even right now.."
Baiyu:"...im serious-" Planet X:"Yeah, and pluto's a planet." Baiyu rolled his eyes. Baiyu:"By the way, your phone has been blowing up" X looked at it and grabbed it.
Fav onion ring❤️(Iris)
X are you okay? Why aren't you responding. Who do I have to kill?
Nobody sweetcheeks ︎ Im alive<3
Why haven't you been answering to my text? Are we still going to meet in the Kuiper belt?
