A/N: I.M.P. has a new client and she's coming with some flare, and she has a task for you all to handle reader! See what it is or who it is to kill!
Blitzo: I'm the boss here you art teasing dick, I say if we do this mission and my SON will agree with me on ANYTHING no matter how you ride it!
A/N: To the story and don't listen to his ass!
Blitzo: I'm one of the main characters, it's called Helluva Boss....I'm the boss!!
A/N: CUT TO THE FUCKIN' STORY ALREADY GODDAMNIT!!!
[View drops in at the office in the meeting room]
Everyone was gathered around while Blitzo was out in the lobby area pacing a bit back and forth in anticipation. Something was on his mind because it caught Moxxie's attention who really contemplated on engaging into Blitzo's nervousness.
Moxxie: (jinxing it) This is dumb, this is dumb, this is dumb, this is dumb, this is dumb.....!
Moxxie: S-Sir?
Blitzo: Hu-..Wha-....Ooh piss on a dick, look Mox if you can't find the right hole just fiddle around until you find something!
Moxxie: Wha-..Excu-...huh, no-no sir....I see you pacing back and forth!
Blitzo: (hysterically calm) Ohh congratulations, you went from a disappointing fuck to a straight stalker....(looking up to the ceiling throwing his hands up)...in record time!!!
Blitzo: And now your hear to rub it in!
Moxxie: (sighing) No Sir, are you nervous because we have client coming in today?
Blitzo: (shaking Moxxie violently) SATAN'S ASS CRACK, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Moxxie: Why Sir, it's just a client!
Blitzo: (rushing over to Moxxie) Cli-Client....HAH, NO....client is a mere understatement to THIS ONE!!
Moxxie: I don't understand Sir, what makes this client different from the rest?
Blitzo: Well for starters....SHE is the head and owner of HALF of Greed's Mafia!
Moxxie: (eyes dropping in shock)....Oh!
Blitzo: She'll be here any minute!
[Door knocking]
Blitzo: Piss on the ever-living mundane shit that is my life, she's fucking here!
Moxxie: I-...I could talk to her if it'll make you feel better Sir!
Blitzo: (slow dramatic eye motion between Moxxie and the door)
Blitzo: You want to help me Mox, (shoving Moxxie) Answer the door!
After being shoved, Moxxie walked up to the door and slowly opened it revealing a fancy dressed Mafia hellhound. She walked in and looked around before speaking.
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Blood Runs Thicker [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]
FanfictionSequel to The Human of Mystery Bio: Y/N L/N, now a 26 y/o, Right hand assassin of I.M.P. is enjoying life now. Having felt new experiences and feels, everything is perfect or so it seems. You have the Love of your life Loona, fellow comrades Blitzo...