Blood Runs Thicker [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

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[Time skip 4 hours to Imp office]

Blitzø: Ok, I'm gonna try this one more fuckin time, piss on a dick, Mox I'm gonna stretch open your ass like some bread!!

Moxxie: (sighing greatly) Sir, I really don't think threatening my cheeks is going to be our problem solver here. Why not ask Y/N to help?

Blitzø: That fucker is probably fuckin my daughter upside down, (annoyed head tilt) or FUUCK knows what!!

Millie then came through the door from the meeting room now leaning up on the table expressing a thought of hers that was sitting on her shoulders.

Millie: Ya know guys, I wonder if business is gonna pick up, we've haven't had a client in 2 months, our phone line is quiet and not even an occasional threat note on our door (gesturing behind to the door)!

Moxxie: Ooh, my crumbs, you're right. Sir, have we lost our business touch and are on a steady decline?

Blitzø: (Confident dismissing) Psshhh, I am the boss here, one helluva boss, we are not losing business. I mean suuurrrre I may have threatened to violently 69 clients if they leave voicemails but.....(raising a finger) that doesn't mean we're losing business now!!

Moxxie: (low brow monotone) I think we are, sir!

Millie: (groaning behind out of frame) I'll call Y/N!

Blitzø: (looking around) Where's that fuckin mini book at??!!

Moxxie: What are you looking for sir?

Blitzø: A used thong and that shitty little notebook, ughh, Stolas gave me that had spells in it!!

Millie: (out of frame) Hiiiii Y/N, listen hun, we need some help with getting business drumming up again here...!

Blitzø: Boy, Moxxie, your ho can really work that phone like there's no tomorrow (chucky grin)!!

Moxxie: (mad embarrassed blush) SHE'S NOT A HO- WE'RE MARRIED SIR!!!!!

Blitzø: (laughing talk) Well, somebody's married hahahaaaa!!!!

Moxxie: So help me Blitzø....!

Blitzø: (excited) BUST A FAT NUUUTT, YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Blitzø: Found this shit (holding up a mini journal book)!

Moxxie: That's the spell book?

Blitzø: You bet your boyish tits it is, ahhhh, now (to the book) open up for daddy!!

Blitzø now opened the book, seeing galaxy luminescent mist pour from it, and star constellations appear. Meanwhile, Millie just finished talking to you, being happy that you agreed to help bring business up for the company.

[Ending call between you and Millie]

Millie: Thanks so much, Y/N. Sorry that I'm having to reach out yet again for this kind of issue!

Y/N: Nah, it's all good, Millie. I'd rather prefer you over Blitzø, that's just me saying that!

Y/N: Also, Loona is on her way over to help you guys out after almost bout 10 mins of me convincing her!

Millie: Yall are cute together. I can't believe that yalls 3 year anniversary of dating is coming!

Y/N: Me neither, but nevertheless, I wouldn't trade for anything in the world!

Millie: (giggle) Alright, well, thanks again, Y/N, see you soon!

Y/N: Yep, alright, I'm out, peace, have a good one!

Millie: Bye!

[Call ends]

Millie now walked into the room of which Blitzø and Moxxie were in, and suddenly, a cloud bomb went off. Inhaling it, Millie began feeling funny and got a weird feeling. The room was filled with red sparkling mist to all her eyes could see.

Millie: (coughing)

Millie: What the hell happened??

As she tried to find her way through, a shocking sight befallen her. Millie noticed her hands were covered in fur....hellhound fur. She threw her hands behind her to her bottom and felt once her imp tail was now a hellhound tail. She then brought her hands up to her face and felt the snout, and fluffy ears.

Millie: (heightened worry) MOX, BLITZØ....WHAT THE FUUUCKK?!?!!!

Blitzø: (hacking cough) Ugk, BIITCH!!!!

Moxxie: (wheezing)

Millie then was able to see a window and cracked it....more so broke it, throwing the company water cooler out of it.

[Glass shattering and car honks honking, followed by tires screeching down below]

Millie then saw that Blitzø and Moxxie were newly formed hellhounds as well now.

Millie: OOH......MY......FUCK!!

Moxxie: (ptsd entering) This-This...can't be happening!

Blitzø: (feeling himself) This is not a good look for me!

Millie: What happened here Blitzø?!?

Blitzø: (sarcastically offended) Wow, the favoritism is real...!

Millie: (aggressively grabbing Blitzø) WHAT. HAPPENED!!!!!????

Blitzø: Just read a wrong spell!

Moxxie: (picking up the book and seeing the spell)

Moxxie: (lightly angry) You the mean the "SPELL", that's says "DO NOT READ" ??!

Blitzø: That's just a suggestion. They want you to see that!!

Moxxie now started to show his annoyance to what happened.

Moxxie: I've been turned into the very BANE of this company, the 2 slackers, Y/N and Loona!!!!

Blitzø: That's my daughter and son-in-law, you intolerant STD!!

[Office door opening]

Everyone went quiet and turned seeing Loona walk in, who stopped dead in her tracks, looking down at the imp/hellhounds.

Blitzø: (pacifying tone) Now Loonie....

Loona: (pulling out her phone snapping pictures)

The hellhound disguised imps turned slightly away from Loona, now getting a look at their new bodies.

Moxxie: (shell-shocked expression)

Millie: (looking down at herself) This feels so itchy!!

Blitzø: Why do I have an urge to suck my own cock??

Loona: (to herself) Y/N, be ready to laugh your ass off!