Don't Let the Spiders Bite (MaleSpidermanReaderXMarvel)

Chapter 32: Deadpool

Nocturne: -chapter?

???: Well we're in it already. But I'm gonna need you to hold still and-

  You quickly turn, roundhouse kicking the gun out of their hand, taking out your claws and hissing at your assailant.

???: Wowie, you really are a vampire. Fangs and all. Man, Blade would love you.

Nocturne: I'm not a vampire.

???: Uh huh, yeah, and I'm no a dangerously attractive mercenary out for your head. Speaking of, aren't you gonna ask who I am so these dumb question marks can get out of the way?

  You let out a groan.

Nocturne: Who are you?

Deadpool: FINALLY! I am the legendary merc with a mouth, part time X-Man, lover of all, at least most things mexican food or anything relating to guns, bullets, and. . . well, you get the point, anyway. Much to your amazement, or disappointment, depending on your vote, you can turn and gaze upon me! Boobs and all! DEADPOOL!

  An explosion goes off behind her as you are covered in confetti. This was one of the oddest hunters you've faced. But all the same, you couldn't be distracted by her odd mannerisms.

Deadpool: Huh, you don't look all that surprised. Is it the suit? Probably the suit. I thought it needed more red. Hmm, well I can fix that.

  In a quick action, your spider sense goes off as she takes out another pistol, firing off at you, forcing you to duck and dodge out of the way of gun fire. Webbing the gun out of her hand.

Deadpool: Oh, you wanna do this up close and personal? I can do that.

  Drawing her swords, she rushes at you ready to spill blood, but stops as you hold up your hands.

Deadpool: What? Is this a timeout? You're calling timeout right?

Nocturne: W-We get timeouts? Y-Yeah sure. Can we do this somewhere that isn't the inside of this Cathedral?

Deadpool: Hmmm. . . I don't know. You're just trying to take advantage of my good Canadian nature. For shame. I thought you were the good-

  You web her in the face to shut her up, letting out a sigh as you take a deep breath.

Nocturne: If you really are here to kill me. Then catch me outside if you're as good of a merc s you PROABLY claim to be.

  You shoot a web off, quickly exiting the Cathedral as this Deadpool character curses you from behind their webbed mouth. You quickly made your way to the rooftops, looking at the Cathedral, watching and listening for them to show up.

???: Whatcha lookin at?

Nocturne: Waiting for that weird chick to. . . god dammit.

  You quickly turn to see two pistols pointed at your face.

Deadpool: Welp, I caught ya outside. Now be a doll and don't move. One between the eyes should-

  You kick her in the stomach forcing her into the air. She opens fire as you run along the roof, occasionally going on all fours, digging your claws into the ground as you gain speed. 

Deadpool: You know, I can see why you're so hard to catch!

  You rush at her, kicking her guns away, giving time for your mask to dissolve and then sinking your teeth into her arm. 

Deadpool: OWIE! We got a biter!

  You kick her back, feeling your teeth grow as sharp as blades, you rush at her with blinding speed. Only for her to quickly leap over your strike. This time aiming for you once again, feeling a pullet nearly go through your shoulder as you manage to lower your body in an animalistic stance. Dashing at her, you quickly stab your claws into her ribs, holding her in the air.