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charles; anyone wanna go out tonight?

charles: i'll pay!

inez: what about you buy a ton of alcohol and i mean a ton charles then we all go to my place and get drunk and karaoke

jake: do you not get noise complaints?

inez: nah i'm just trying to get my roommate to move out

inez: she is on the verge of

inez: and you crazy people will run her off for me

gina: i'm in if charles buys all the alc

rosa: same

amy: Let's do this

gina: can we please get 10 drink amy tonight

amy: you are going to get 10 drink amy tonight

inez: YEAHHH

jake: i'm down if we can get inez super drunk so she strips for us

gina: if that happens i am not complaining

jake: the only person not aloud to look is charles

charles: you know what i'm completely fine with that

jake: MAYBE I CAN FINALLY SEE HER TATTOO

inez: oh no if you want to see like all of my tattoos then you are going to have to get me butt naked

jake: we have the whole weekend baby

inez: say that again to my face in person please

jake: okay...

rosa; why is inez gripping jakes arm and dragging him

gina: i want to say because he called her baby

charles; they are going to do it in the bathroom i bet

amy: You always ruin everything.

charles; i am a firm believer in janez

gina: i think we all are..

rosa: i'm convinced that they are together behind scenes

inez: no we are not i was beating him up

jake: i hurt but at least i got beat up by a hot women

rosa: replied to: [im convinced that they are together behind the scenes] i still think so

inez: no we are not that's crazy i would never ever get together with a hot man with a big nose

jake: come on stay away from my nose

inez: that was a compliment honey

jake; oh

rosa: TOGETHER STG

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