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the best precinct

inez: hey sexys who wants to go to the bar

amy: It's our day off and you wanna go to the bar, and it's 1 p.m?

inez: erm what else would i do

inez: clean? stay in my house? hell no

inez: i'm gonna go crazy if i do

inez: my roommate sucks and i don't wanna be stuck here with her

gina: why can't we meet her?

inez: did you not see me say she sucks

jake: title of your sex tape

inez: no it's more like "THE BED BROKE SO WE MOVED TO A BOUNCY HOUSE!!! *not clickbait* *18+*"

rosa: a bouncy house?

inez: don't question my fantasy's

jake: we can make those fantasys happen

inez; not helping with the rumors jacob

jake: right

jake:

jake: me and holt while y'all are partying (wait for me to get off)

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jake: me and holt while y'all are partying (wait for me to get off)

inez: CHEDDAR IS THERE ANF NO ONE TOLD ME

inez: IM OMW RN

inez: do u guys want starbs

holt: Yes get me a plain black coffee.

jake: you alr know my order

amy: Dating ❤️

inez: friends ❤️

jake: i know all my friends coffee orders santiago

amy: What's mine?

jake: erm

jake: uh

jake: GUYS THERES A DOG

jake: AMY U BETTER RUN

amy: I'm in my house?

rosa: jake just admit you have a crush on inez

inez: no he doesn't hope this helps😻

jake: yeah guys i don't like her

jake: i would NEVER like such a attractive put together women.

inez: who said i was put tg

jake: right

jake: i would NEVER like such a attractive,mentally ill,new york raised women.

inez: that's more like it

rosa: i am always confused with you two.

scully: Hey Inez can i have your food you left in the fridge?

inez: i think that's moldy

hitchcock: That's where the flavor is at.

inez: go for it guys

inez; eat it all

scully: Thank you Inez

inez: your welcome scully

jake: that's the most i've seen scully text without any mess ups

inez: he really wanted that moldy food

rosa: why do i feel like jake made scully do that

hitchcock; No we actually wanted it.

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