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inez:
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inez: new yorks finest and charles boyle in the back
jake: ur turning me on rn
inez: it's what i do best😘
gina: he is NOT new yorks finest
rosa: definitely not
inez: guys let me be an obsessed stalker 🙄🙄
amy: No.
inez: ykw i'm uninviting you guys to my birthday
inez: so don't even talk to me on my birthday
inez: actually please do bc i want to feel loved
holt: Speaking of being loved, is your mom and siblings coming to see you?
inez: unfortunately
inez: all 5 of my siblings and one of my mom
holt: Your not excited are you?
inez: ABSOLUTELY NOT
inez: it's my day and they are gonna steal my spotlight
inez: who wants to go to shaws tonight
inez: for my birthday
gina: i'm so down
gina: so is everyone else
gina: i'm making them go
rosa: i think we were all down to go you don't have to make us
4 hours later
inez:
inez: why can i add youtube videos here
rosa: jake take her phone away
jake: on jt
inez: NO I WILL RUN AROUND SHAWS
jake: no you will not.
jake: i love you and i know it's your birthday but i will put a leash on you and i will lock your phone in a vault.
inez: wait you love me
jake: ofc i do ur inez wtf
inez: i just jumped up and down
gina: she really did
inez: alr let's mf drink
2 hours later
inez: i fot the aux
inez: and a microwave
inez: phone
gina: INEZ CAN SING SO EELL WHAT
rosa: she's the reason why i'm attracted to women
jake: this turns me on and i am not joking
rosa: i think we know your not joking
gina: tabts so gross i don't wanna think about my friends having sex
charles; i think about that all the time
rosa: die
2 hours later
gina:
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amy: If they are dating better treat her right.
rosa: or we will all collectively kick him in the balls
gina: YEAH WE WILL
rosa: everyone has a ride home right
amy: I didn't drink anything so i'm driving myself home
gina: i'm fine i'm walking so
charles: Genevieve picked me up
inez: U HAVE A GD
charles: I thought you knew this????
inez: jake cliams he told me hur he did not
30 minutes later
gina: sjjsjsizaaaadfg
inez: SHE IS HABING SEX
jake: INEZ PUT THE OHONE DOWM AND GTS
inez: no you
inez: wait can you bring food
jake: ofc
jake: what do u want
charles: This is not how you deal with drunk people jake
jake: i can't say no to inez so this is how i deal with drunk inez
charles: So cute
