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gina; me and inez extremely hungover rn

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gina; me and inez extremely hungover rn

rosa: y'all drank without me

inez: well we were stalking you on your date and i started drinking so we came back home and started drinking more

gina: it was supa dupa fun

gina: idk why but inez was stripping

rosa: she always does that when she drink tequila

gina: yeah maybe we should stop giving her tequila

inez: NO NO NO

inez: YALL CANT TAKE TEQUILA AWAY FROM ME

jake: INEZ STRIPPED AND I WASNY INVITED

rosa: two different priorities

inez: if any of you take my tequila away i will kill you

gina: oh..

rosa: MORE TEQUILA FOR INEZ CUZ IK SHES NOT JOKING!!!

inez: :)

jake: THAT MEANS MORE STRIPPING

jake: WOOHOOO

jake: also inez it that my hat..?

inez: what no i would never wear ur hats..

jake: i literally asked you if you had that hat yesterday and you said no

inez: ITS MY FAVORITE HAT DONT TAKE IT AWAY PLS

jake: u can keep it

jake: you look pretty hot in it

inez: YIPPIE!

amy: Are you two dating yet?

inez: what no..

jake: why would we date?

jake: such good friends!!!!!!!

inez: yeah fs.!

gina: you two always put puncuation when ur mad or lying

inez: girl no we don't.

gina: HA YOU JUST DID IT

rosa: gina

gina: rosa

rosa: do u uh wanna come over

gina: ofc pookie:))))))

inez: and you only put smiley faces when u like someone

gina: what no i don't...

inez: ADMIT U LIKE ROSA

gina: NO I DONT

gina: speaking of women

gina: i'm bisexual

gina: i kissed a women three days ago and i liked it so i think i'm bisexual

inez: was this women ROSA

jake: GET HER BABE

inez: JAKE THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE ARE TG

jake: RIGHT AORRY BABE

jake: GODDAMNIT

rosa: congrats gina 👏👏

charles: Making you gay was my fault we shouldn't have canoodled

gina: you were definitely part of the reason i kissed the women

terry: Congrats gina it's good your finding your self

gina: thanks terry i still need pictures of your abs tho

gina: for erm a friend

holt: It's good to see that people can freely come out now. It makes me happy. Congratulations Gina.

gina: let's put a gay flag in the precinct

rosa: that's a good idea but that's gonna run ppl off

jake: yeah even tho it's 2024 ppl hate the gays like come on my guys

inez: yeah it sucks

inez: oh my god we should go to a pride parade

holt: That is an extraordinary idea Inez. I hear there's one this friday. Perhaps we could take the day off and go?

gina: yes oh my god

rosa: love it i'll buy my pride stuff

gina: shopping spree?

rosa: wanna come inez and amy?

inez: wtf of course i do

amy: I'll go, let's get dinner afterwards.

inez: can we go to chilis so i can get a margarita

jake: ur actually going to have liver failure

inez: you literally don't take care of yourself i do not want to hear it

jake: ...did i just get 'ate up' by inez...

inez: i mean i could eat u up in two different ways (i just did one of the ways)

gina: ...

rosa: welp

amy: I'm kinda uncomfortable.

charles: I hope jake impregnates inez

inez: OH MT FUCKING GOD

holt: Boyle, what did we talk about?

charles: To not say stuff like that...especially to inez...

holt; Good job.

jake: raymond holt does not play about his niece

inez: he basically raised me from 4-14 so i would hope so

holt: Very nice ten years, well at least for me you and Kevin of course. Definitely not your parents or your siblings.

inez: yeah i was the only smart one asked ray if i could stay with him

holt: You could barely talk when me and Kevin took you in. We asked all your siblings and they chose to stay but you wanted to come with us.

inez: again smart

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