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jake: heyo what's up dawgs
jake: inez i need your help with a case
inez: i'm tryna do paper work😔
jake: i'll do it for u, i brought u some coffee and breakfast since u left so early tdy
inez: yup tonight i will be unbuttoning your pants with my teeth!!
jake: and i will not be complaining about it!!
gina: hey! so this is actually INSANE to talk about in a work gc! let alone with your uncle in here too!
holt: I have gotten use to her out of pocket comments.
inez: ray luvs me
rosa: i'm debating on chugging holy water or drowning myself in it
gina: can we drown in it tg😘
inez: y'all are going to hell
rosa: EXCUSE ME
inez: cuz y'all r lesbos
inez: duh
inez: isn't that like against the lord and savior
inez: i've never been to church i'm gonna stop talking
gina: i'm gonna tie you up duct tape your mouth shut
inez: i would probably enjoy that
amy has left the groupchat!
rosa: INEZ YOU MADE AMY LEAVE
inez: I WAS JS SAYING I WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY IT??????
inez: someone go talk to her
inez: jake sit down
inez: i was talking to the girls
gina: the way he listened
gina: walk him like a dog😍😍😍😍
rosa added amy!
rosa: she claimed to accidentally do it but i'm blaming it on inez
amy: I thought this was my family group chat.
amy: Sorry guys.
amy: I have gotten use to inez comments.
amy: They don't bother me anymore.
amy: Some of them are...rather...
inez: oopsies!!! it will be happening again!!
6 hours later
inez: i'm gonna get married and then move to the country then have babies and raise them on a farm in my white two story house with my wrap around porch then grow old and then pass the house down to my kids and grandchildren and my grand grand children
rosa: and jake is okay with this?
jake: she's watching the notebook it will pass give her 4 hours
inez: do u not want to have my babies😔😔😔😔
jake: we are not having this conversation again🤦♀️🤦♀️
jake: i told you i wanted enough children to make a basketball team
jake: you said that's to many and then said two or three or four then you looked at houses for an hour and decided to have two babies then begged me to get you food
inez: i did do that
inez: i have taco bell!
gina: what in the mother fuck
