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jake: uhm guys
inez: did you something to my apartment jake
inez: i've been gone for an hour.
jake: what...i would never break a wall in your apartment
inez: rosa can you talk to me in spanish to calm me down
rosa: inez cálmate, jake es estúpido y raro. no se por qué lo dejaste quedarse solo en tu apartamento y està bien porque te ayudaré a pargar la pared que rompió
jake: DID YOU JUST CALL ME STUPID?? idk what else you said someone help
inez: awh your gonna help me pay for the wall
amy: Rosa is so real for that.
gina: HAHA inez why did you leave him in ur apartment alone?
inez: bc i needed to get groceries and i didn't want jake to embarrass me in the store again
jake: all i did was drop the cans of soda
inez: my point
charles: Jakey how do you break everything?
jake: i broke two things the cruise shower and inez's wall
inez: my vase
inez: your shower
inez: your own wall
inez: your stove
inez: your bed
inez: your bathroom door
inez: your tv
inez: my chair for my vanity
inez: my mirror
inez: my piano
inez: my closet door
jake: okay that one was your fault
inez: it kinda is but it's not my fault i didn't know the door was closed but u still broke it
jake: you pushed me into the door in a hurry
inez: u left the door unlocked how was it supposed to know gina would show up
gina: HE BROKE ALL THOSE THINGS???
inez: yeah and a lot more
jake: a lot more..
charles: 1 What does that mean 2 How did jake break his bed
jake: i'm not answering that
gina: EW?
charles: Oh..
rosa: i'm debating on not helping inez pay for that wall
inez: WAIR NO PLEASE IT WASNT LIKE THAT
amy: This conversation is weird.
