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the best precinct

inez: okay guys so say yes or no

gina: yes

jake: yes

charles: no

rosa: yes

terry; What for?

inez: a date

jake: i change my answer

jake: absolutely not

terry: Terry thinks you should go

jake: well jake thinks she shouldn't

charles; is jakey jealous

jake: no.

jake: now i'm going back to work

holt: Why did you say that then get up and go to the bathroom?

jake: i have to have an empty bladder to work

gina: sure

gina: he is going to go cry because inez is going on a date🤗🤗

rosa: ha ha peralta is crying

charles; Guys Guys let's not jump to conclusions

gina: shut up

charles: okay

holt: Where is Grant? I need to speak with her.

inez: i'm at the hot dog stand you want something

hitchcock: I DO

scully; I WANT ONE

holt: Absolutely not, i don't like those.

inez: right okay

30 minutes later

holt: Peralta. My office. Right now.

jake: oh erm okay

jake: i just dropped the best taylor swift luric without holt knowing

jake: "you heard the rumors from inez you can't believe a word she says most times but this time it was true."

inez: honored that u used a taylor swift lyric w my name but now everyone's gonna be asking what i spread

inez: and no it wasn't STDs this time

inez: and no i did not spread those it was a rumor someone started in high school

inez: and after that my villain ark began

jake: i still can't believe u were in two grades below me

inez: ha you said blow me

inez: that was stupid guys im sorry

inez: did y'all even talk ab me in there

jake: we did

inez: what did y'all say

inez: i wanna know

inez: please tell me

jake: you know i can't say no to you come here

holt: Seriously Peralta.

jake: i can't say no to inez!

gina: we know now shut up

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