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the best precinct


inez: i just busted

rosa: you just walked in and talked to jake who's wearing his uniform

inez: ur not funny delete that.

jake: i feel SO honored inez

gina: welp

gina: i think you two are dating

inez: welp

inez: your still wrong

jake: inez can we talk about the cat

inez; yes we can talk about the cat

jake: mkay car?

inez: yup 5 minutes?

jake: yup uni?

inez: absolutely taylor swift?

jake: hell yeah

gina: what the fuck

charles: 👀👀

charles: they're gonna be frenching in the car!!!

inez: i'm going to talk to him about the cat we are coparenting

jake: yeah he has to go to the vet

1 hour later

rosa: inez jake where are you we are about to leave?

inez: taylor swift really got to me so i had to redo my makeup in jakes car

rosa: right just hurry up

gina: did taylor swift mess it up for did the heated make out session mess it up

inez: no it was ts i have a video

charles: send it!!!

inez: [1 video attachment]

gina: WHY WOULD YOU PLAY NEVER GROW UP????

inez: MY PLAYLIST WAS ON SHUFFLE AFTER THAT SUPER BASS CAME ON

charles: The way jake wipes your tears

jake: i didn't want her to get them on her uniform

gina: inez why is your lipstick messed up

inez: from wiping my nose

inez: it's all over these tissues

rosa: GUYS WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE. GET IN THE VAN NOW. IM GOING TO BEAT ALL OF YOU UP.

inez: omw sexy

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