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charles:
inez:
gina: what the fuck!
gina: you horny bastard
inez: what
inez: my phone got hacked i didn't send that
inez: wait i want alcohol why do you have so much alcohol
charles: because i bought it
charles: i had to give it to jake because of my son
inez: WAIT IS ALL OF IT GOING TO JAKES APARTMENT?
jake: yes...hid away...from you...
jake: you alcoholic
inez: wait no
rosa: you are an alcoholic
gina: yeah you kinda are
inez: jake can u js come back home
inez: the kids miss u
jake: uhm what the fuck
jake: i hope u mean ur cat
jake: NOT IN THAT WAY CHARLES IK UR GONNA SAY SOMETHING
charles: Whattttttt i was NOT gonna say anything.....
rosa: yeah you were
charles: I had a whole essay written before he sent that.
inez: what the fuck
inez: i do mean sprinkles
inez: yes i have a cat named sprinkles
inez: stop asking questions
gina: no one asked anything what
inez: shut up i'm watching the office
amy: Hey guys i'm at inez's apartment and i found a digital camera!
gina: wait i wanna see
inez: WTF WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT
inez: I BEG YOU TO SET IT DOWN
gina: i'm omw with rosa do not set that down
inez: AMY SANTIAGO PLEASE SET IT DOWN
inez: wait is it pink or black
amy: Black!
jake: AMY SET THAT DOWN
amy: Why I wanna see what's on it?
inez: AMY PLEASE SET THAG DOWN
amy: No way gina and rosa just got here.
inez: y'all have me getting out of my bed going all the way into my living room rn wtf
jake: why aren't you in your living room with them already?
inez: because i was watching the office?
amy: How do i turn this on?
inez: you don't
jake: i'll pay you twenty dollars to not look through it
gina: all of us?
rosa: make it fifty and we have a deal.
jake: I DO NOT HAVE 150 DOLLARS?
rosa: then we are looking through this
inez: ILL GET DOWM ON MY KNEES SND BEG YOU GUYS
charles: I bet you do that a lot
gina: i figured out how to turn it on
inez: OH BROTHER
jake: don't say we didn't warn u guys...
rosa: INEZ JUST TOOK IT ANF RAN INTO HER ROOM AND LOCKED THE DOOR?
gina: WHAT IS ON GBERE?
amy: It can't be that bad.
inez: it is though
terry: [replied to: charles: I bet you do that a lot] Are we gonna just pass over this???