the best precinct
2:30 a.m.
inez: YO YO YO
inez: JUST BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS A CRUISE TICKET CHARLES BRING YOUR WEIRD GF RAYMOND BRING KEVIN TERRY I LOVE YOU BUT THE CARD DECLINED WHEN I TRIED TO BUY FOR SHARON AND UR KIDS SO YOU CAN ONLY BRUNG YOURSELF
inez: WE LEAVE IN 4 DAYS
gina: WHAT
gina: why did you waste your money?
inez: it's not mine
inez: my dad gave me his card and told me to buy myself a birthday present
gina: your birthday alr passed?
inez: yeah he said no price limit
inez: and i bought all the packages so free ice cream free alcoholic drinks
inez: yk the best
jake: FREE ICE CREAM????? INEZ I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
inez: isn't everyone?
jake: no bc i should be the only one
inez: true
rosa: OMG FREE CRUISE IM SOLD
inez: yeah but erm there's like a problem
inez: i could only get 6 rooms but i got everyone tickets
rosa: oh
inez: yeah so there's a room with two bed then the rest are single beds
inez: unfortunately the one with the balcony is mine
inez: bc i did get the tickets
rosa: me amy and gina can take the two bed room captain holt and kevin can have one room scully and hitchcock in another charles and his weird gf terry deserves his own room so he gets one by himself and jake can sleep in the pool
jake: would i still get free ice cream
gina: nope you'd get thrown in the ocean
inez: you can room w me jake idc
inez: you can just like sleep on the balcony or smth
jake: i'm fine w that bc i still basically get to sleep w u
rosa: smh 🤦♀️
jake: don't shake your head at me wtf
8:40 a.m.
terry: A CRUISE WITH OUT KIDS???? IM SOLD INEZ THANK YOU
inez: ur so welcome terrance
holt: Yes thank you for this. Kevin is excited I told him this morning.
inez: so what kind of excitement? smiling or not
holt: Smiling excitement.
inez: oh so he's excited
holt: Yes.
jake: a week with all of you is gonna suck
inez: jake
jake: it's gonna be so fun
inez: that's more like it
