the best precinct
3:45 a.m.
Inez:
jake: THEY HAVE PIZZA
inez: yeah
inez: i'm not gonna eat mine bc i just puked and saw they had snow cones so u can have mine
jake: this is why ur the best
inez: ik😜😜😜😜
inez: i'm ab to kareoke some country music brb
gina: why do you like country music
inez: i like CUNTRY music
inez: like maranda lambert carrie underwood yk my babes
inez: anyways
2 hours later
gina: we just got kicked out of the club and sent back to our rooms
inez: why do they close it down
imez: we are literally on a ship
amy: I think they wanted us to go pack or something
inez: oh yeah it's our last day
jake: i'm excited to leave
gina: why so no one walks in on you two making out
inez: i'm telling you it was jakes fault
inez: he very obviously kissed me first
gina: and you very obviously kissed him back
gina: y'all were basically eating each other
inez: bc i was drinking
jake: it's really aggressive sometimes
rosa: IM DONE
rosa: JUMPING OFF THE BOAT
rosa: LEAVING THE GC
inez: jake why would you say that
jake: i was telling them about our drunk make out sessions
charles: Yeah "make out sessions" we don't care tell us about the intercourse.
inez left the group chat!
jake: CHARLES WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??????
gina: i'm very disgusted rn
rosa: amy i just puked all over your bed
amy: Didn't even wanna sleep there away
amy: i will sleep on the couch
jake added inez to the group!
inez: hello to everyone but charles
charles: i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that
inez: kys!!!!!!
holt: Inez don't say that. Charles never ever say that again. Jake no one wants to hear about your make out session with my niece. Everyone make sure you're packed and ready to go. We have to be the first ones out so we can get a taxi.
inez: i'm still intoxicated idk if i should leave
jake: inez i packed all of your stuff up and put it where it goes so just go to sleep
inez: ur so sexy sometimes
jake: bitch please i'm sexy all the times
inez: bitch is getting sassy
gina: rosa's asleep in the bathtub