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the best precinct

3:45 a.m.

Inez:

jake: THEY HAVE PIZZA

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jake: THEY HAVE PIZZA

inez: yeah

inez: i'm not gonna eat mine bc i just puked and saw they had snow cones so u can have mine

jake: this is why ur the best

inez: ik😜😜😜😜

inez: i'm ab to kareoke some country music brb

gina: why do you like country music

inez: i like CUNTRY music

inez: like maranda lambert carrie underwood yk my babes

inez: anyways

2 hours later

gina: we just got kicked out of the club and sent back to our rooms

inez: why do they close it down

imez: we are literally on a ship

amy: I think they wanted us to go pack or something

inez: oh yeah it's our last day

jake: i'm excited to leave

gina: why so no one walks in on you two making out

inez: i'm telling you it was jakes fault

inez: he very obviously kissed me first

gina: and you very obviously kissed him back

gina: y'all were basically eating each other

inez: bc i was drinking

jake: it's really aggressive sometimes

rosa: IM DONE

rosa: JUMPING OFF THE BOAT

rosa: LEAVING THE GC

inez: jake why would you say that

jake: i was telling them about our drunk make out sessions

charles: Yeah "make out sessions" we don't care tell us about the intercourse.

inez left the group chat!

jake: CHARLES WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??????

gina: i'm very disgusted rn

rosa: amy i just puked all over your bed

amy: Didn't even wanna sleep there away

amy: i will sleep on the couch

jake added inez to the group!

inez: hello to everyone but charles

charles: i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that

inez: kys!!!!!!

holt: Inez don't say that. Charles never ever say that again. Jake no one wants to hear about your make out session with my niece. Everyone make sure you're packed and ready to go. We have to be the first ones out so we can get a taxi.

inez: i'm still intoxicated idk if i should leave

jake: inez i packed all of your stuff up and put it where it goes so just go to sleep

inez: ur so sexy sometimes

jake: bitch please i'm sexy all the times

inez: bitch is getting sassy

gina: rosa's asleep in the bathtub

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