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inez: every time i make jake nervous i feel like the man in the relationship

inez: #domination

gina: first day back at work and she's alr getting weird

jake: she didn't sleep last night

inez: i slept like three hours

jake: that's not sleep inez.

inez: yes it is

gina: girl you need sleep wtf

gina: also why did you only get three hours of sleep

inez: i thought i was gonna get killed

holt: Didn't you sprain your ankle getting off the boat?

inez: yeah it's been a couple of days it's fine

rosa: it's been like two..

inez: rosa you always walk on your injury's

rosa: cause i don't care about myself

rosa: you need to sit down and rest your foot.

inez: woah rosa i'm gonna be on top tn don't worry

jake: WOAH

jake: WOAH

jake: WOAH

rosa: jake shut up

gina; told🗣️🗣️

3 hours later

jake: inez just told me i have daddy issues

inez: well jake told me i had daddy issues and mommy issues

jake: and you told me that i should jump off a bridge

inez: i will push u off that bridge

charles: Woah what is going on with my favorite couple?

inez: i'm mad at jake

jake: well i'm mad at you

gina: woah talk to us what is going on

inez: jake won't let me do anything when i very clearly can do something my ankle isn't stopping me

jake: you very clearly cannot do anything with your ankle i want what's good for you

inez: remember that one time you literally broke everything in your body and still caught a perp?

terry: Actually

inez: shut up

jake: yeah after i broke all those bones when i came in and i wanted to look tough in front of you so i went and broke more

inez: i only have a sprained ankle and i need to catch this dude

jake: no you don't i have it inez just sit down and let your ankle heal

inez; no i will find another way to get him

jake: i will tie you down and gag you so you can't call for help

gina: WELL

rosa: that escalated very quickly

charles: Are you into that jake?

jake: what no i just want to keep her safe

inez: i know how to get out of those it's not my first rodeo

gina: EW EW EW EW

inez: hello do you not remember when i got kidnapped????????? he tied me down and gagged me

rosa: oh

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