the best precinct
2:15 a.m.
gina: sometimes i wish i had a penis
inez: same
inez: i want a experience a boner
rosa: honestly i agree
amy: Why are you guys up at 2?
inez: why are you up?
amy: My cat jumped off a bridge?
gina: pretty sure our resident loser is getting boned
inez: OH SHIT
rosa: okay okay go amy🗣️🗣️🗣️
3:30 a.m.
inez: GUYS PLEAZE HELP IM CRYING
rosa: DO I NEED TO KILL JAKE?
jake: NO????
inez: THERES A SPIDER AND I LOST IT
rosa: GET JAKE TO KILL IT
jake: IM NOT THERE RN
inez: IM GONNA SLEEP ON MY BALCONY
inez: wait jake i'm coming over realized i have somewhere to go if i get scared😛
jake: just letting you know i don't have sheets on my bed rn
inez: that's better than a TARANTULA
gina: EW SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
inez: IM GOING TOO
rosa: wait jake why don't you have sheets on ur bed...
jake: it's a very long story
jake: i'm not saying it either so do not expect it
rosa: oh well i didn't want to know anyways
gina: yes you did stop lying
inez: i ran into a door
rosa: what the fuck
