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11:25 p.m.
jake: guys inez just called me and she's actually very drunk right now
inez: jake shir up
rosa: inez why are you drunk on a wednesday
inez: i said uno glass and has the whole botrle
rosa: one glass of what😭😭
inez: whirw queen
rosa: QUEEN
inez: IMEANT WHNE
inez: WIEN
inez: WINE
rosa: BYE SET THE PHONE DOWN AND GTS
inez: naur jake is bringing me food😘
inez: should i whip oeu another ntttle
rosa: no save it for girls day
gina: it's okay inez i got drunk too today
jake: yo does anyone know why charles isn't answering?
rosa: idk maybe be died
jake: okay.. anyone else got any suggestions
inez: nayeb his panys got stuck and he's sduffering
jake: why would he be suffering if his pants are stuck?
inez: suffacation no breathing
jake: OH i get it now nvm
gina: maybe he's showering?
charles: What up jake?
jake: don't say that!!
jake:where were u dude
charles: oh in the shower
inez: why do gian know?
inez: jake can u hurry w my food
jake: that was so most clear sentence tonight
jake: but yes i will
charles: Maybe she's a good guesser?
gina: u know i am
inez: i'm liseting to taylor brb
inez: kign of my heatt 😫😫😫😫😫
gina: spell right bitch
rosa: king of my heart by ts
rosa: i'm a pro at her drunk texts
inez: rhis sonf makes me wanna do soem sexual thinag to someonr
gina: how did you spell sexual right but things wrong
jake: inez babe let's put the phone down
inez: oh
inez:okay
inez: i wanna fo smth bad rn😈😈😈
jake: put the phone down im on my way up
inez: good
30 minutes later
charles: i wanna know what they are doing
gina: same
rosa: me too
rosa: do you think they are having sex
gina: idk maybe a little rubbing through the clothes at most
charles: should we go over
rosa: why is this a good idea
gina: i think we should
25 minutes later
gina: guys why are they running around her apartment
rosa: idk but why can't we talk
charles: they will hear us
rosa: they are in this group chat💀💀
gina: I FORGOT
charles: GUYS HIDE I HEAR THEM
gina: GO INTO STAIR WELL
rosa: THEY ARE HERE THEY WILL KNOW
inez: hey pookies stop spying on us!!!!!
jake: ruined the whole night🤦♂️
inez: fr all i was trying to do was eat taco bell and watch titanic
jake: i still don't understand why you would wanna watch titanic
inez: bc i wanna be painted like jacks french girls
jake: i can't paint and i don't have french girls but u can take off ur clothes and we can go from there
rosa: aren't you two together rn
inez: no we split up to find u fuckers
rosa: oh i'm at ur door
rosa: idk where gina or charles are
jake: GUYS COME TO THE STAIRWELL
inez: WHY ARE YOU OKAY
rosa: god what did you do now.
jake: ITS NOT ME AND GINA AND CHARLES
inez: ARE THEY DEAD?
jake: WORSE
rosa: ARE THEY HAVING SEX?
inez: ARE THEY FRENCHING IN THE STAIRWELL
jake: YES HOTH OF THSIE
inez: OH GOD NO
gina: yup i'm cooked
