the best precinct
12:19 a.m.
inez: charles did notncoem to play with alc
gina: fr
rosa: man i am so drunk
jake: i so not believe u
inez: KAREOKE
jake: STRIP KAREOKA
inez: YEH
amy: inez let's keep the clothes on
inez: to kate the shirts off
gina: i love this
rosa: can i video this or is it porn
amy: DONT RECORD IT AHAT
amy: INEZ PUT UR SHURT BACK ON
jake: all she's trying to do is sing false god by taylor swift and strip
jake: let her be my dawg
amy: Their all chanting strip now and i have no clue where charles is help
2:47 p.m.
inez: i woke up not knowing where i was and realized i was in my bed
gina: she woke me up bc she thought i was someone different
inez: no i didn't u looked dead
gina: she thought i was jake
jake: nope i'm asleep on your bathroom floor maybe next time grant
inez: in ur dreams peralta
jake: yeha i actually had a dream about that last night
inez: i did not want to know about ur wet dreams about me
rosa: y'all wanna go to the bar?
rosa: best hangover cure is alcohol
inez: i'm so down let me shower cuz i smell like jake and not ur cologne smell when you don't shower and cover it up with your cologne
inez: oh and i need to pregame
amy: Why do you know what jake smells like?
inez: i smell him everyday
rosa: what
rosa: also how do i get out of your roommates room
rosa: all of her stuff is gone btw
inez: FUCK YEAH WE DID IT
amy: Has anyone seen boyle?
jake; why u wanna have sex w him
amy: Gross my self esteem isn't that low.
amy: I haven't seen him since last night.
charles: Oh i am fine, i woke up in the lobby.
inez: you know what i am not gonna ask
rosa: yeah it's better if you don't
9:30 p.m.
rosa: why is inez alr drunk
inez: i'm TIPSY
rosa: yeah right
gina: your touchy today
gina; like touchy touchy
rosa: yeah ur arms and on jake at all times
jake: she has to balance she's drunk
inez: i am TIPSY
charles: you are extremely touchy tonight
11:20 p.m.
gina: i think drunk inez is trying to have sex with jake and i think drunk jake has consented
inez: no
inez: drunk inez puked
inez; drunk jake helped drunk me then drunk puked
gina: stop using the word drunk
inez: uhm no
inez: who wants to go to the night club
rosa: WOOOO YEAHHHHH
