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the best precinct


charles: Okay inez remember what selena gomez said "kill them with kindness" so kill me with kindness your being really mean right now.

inez: NO IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY GUN IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES BOYLE.

charles; Okay uhm you can kill me. I'm scared right now.

terry: What's going on?

charles: Inez is being mean

inez: no i am not charles stole something from me so i stole it back and then it started this whole thing and now he's blaming the whole thing on ME.

inez: and i take offense to that because i was raised in a household of people who would steal and blame it on me because i was the youngest.

terry; Charles say sorry for stealing

charles: I didn't steal it though?????

inez: I SAW YOU TAKE IT OFF MY FUCKING DESK BOYLE.

charles: you know what i'm sorry inez please be nice to me before i cry.

inez; that wasn't honest.

inez: don't talk to me until it's honest

holt: I need you two to talk because i'm putting you on a case together

inez: nope put him with amy

holt: Amy didn't want to do it either

inez; i'll do it with amy

amy: I love working cases with you

inez: so basically we are getting married tn

amy: I'm not gay though.

rosa: amy we've been thru this so many times

amy; Oh right it's a joke.

3 hours later

gina: can someone recommend me a book that will make me cry

inez: any math book from algebra-pre cal

gina: got it thanks

amy: You know what i'm not even gonna speak.

holt: That's probably better for your brain.

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