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charles: Okay inez remember what selena gomez said "kill them with kindness" so kill me with kindness your being really mean right now.
inez: NO IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY GUN IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES BOYLE.
charles; Okay uhm you can kill me. I'm scared right now.
terry: What's going on?
charles: Inez is being mean
inez: no i am not charles stole something from me so i stole it back and then it started this whole thing and now he's blaming the whole thing on ME.
inez: and i take offense to that because i was raised in a household of people who would steal and blame it on me because i was the youngest.
terry; Charles say sorry for stealing
charles: I didn't steal it though?????
inez: I SAW YOU TAKE IT OFF MY FUCKING DESK BOYLE.
charles: you know what i'm sorry inez please be nice to me before i cry.
inez; that wasn't honest.
inez: don't talk to me until it's honest
holt: I need you two to talk because i'm putting you on a case together
inez: nope put him with amy
holt: Amy didn't want to do it either
inez; i'll do it with amy
amy: I love working cases with you
inez: so basically we are getting married tn
amy: I'm not gay though.
rosa: amy we've been thru this so many times
amy; Oh right it's a joke.
3 hours later
gina: can someone recommend me a book that will make me cry
inez: any math book from algebra-pre cal
gina: got it thanks
amy: You know what i'm not even gonna speak.
holt: That's probably better for your brain.