the best precinct
inez: hey jake wanna makeout tonight?
inez: well shit i meant hang out autocorrect
jake: yeah wanna sit on my face?
jake: damn i meant yeah let's grab a drink silly autocorrect
inez: autocorrect CLEARLY wants us to bang
inez: hang**
jake: this always happens so weird
gina: I VOLUNTEER IF JAKE DORSMY WANNA MAKEOIT
jake: no gina we are clearly MAKING OUT
jake: DAMN
jake: HANGING OUT**
3 hours later
jake: @inez nice ass sorry about the mental issues
inez: oh thanks
inez: he said thag bc my therapist called me and yelled at me
rosa: YOU NEED TO START GOING TO YOUR THERAPY APPOINTMENTS
inez: SOMETIMES I CANT GO
inez: like the other day i was actually busy
inez: doing something
inez: it was so hard
inez: wait
inez: anyways not to brag guys but i can wake up without a alarm clock
jake: tbe other day i watched you sleep until 6 pm bc no one woke you up
inez: well now i ran out of my insomnia medicine so i don't sleep anymore 😜😜😜😜😜😜
rosa: your therapist is seeing you in 30 minutes
inez: ugh fine i'll go
1 hour later
inez: she made me cry and now i'm listening to please please please in the parking lot
gina: valid
inez: I HAVE A FUN IDEA BABE MAYBE JUST STAY INSIDE I KNOW YOUR CRAVING SOME FRESH AIR BUT THE CEILING FAN IS SO NICE AND WE COULD LIVE SO HAPPILY IF NO ONE KNOWS THAT YOUR WITH ME IM JUST KIDDING REALLY REALLY REALLY
gina: THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
gina: it makes me wanna eat someone out
inez: honestly makes me wanna bounce up and down
rosa: whaT the actual fuck is going on
jake: replied to: [inez: honestly makes me wanna bounce up and down] I VOLUNTEER
rosa: oh here we go again
inez: that was a ts reference from mbobhft
jake: YOU GOT ROSA ON TS?
rosa: hell yeah fucking love my boy only breaks his favorite toys
jake: i would say let's go to a concert but im not allowed
inez: yeah that kinda sucks bc i got three tickets
inez: i say we sneak you in as a cop
jake: holt would that work?
holt: Well, I would say it would but if you get kicked out i'm not helping.
jake: got it
jake: so 😈
jake: when r we going 😈
inez: in three weeks 🥰
inez: rosa ur coming too
rosa: HELL YEAH
rosa: y'all wanna go shopping for what
jake: YEAH
kinda love jake inez and rosa as a trio
