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inez: calling the priest on terry he's tryna get freaky w his wife

gina: that's his wife why wouldn't he get freaky w her...

rosa: ew

amy; is this about his book?

inez: yes he said it was mine like i'm not even officially married

jake: we could very easily go to the court house and change that yk

gina: THATS HIS BOOK? I THOUGHT IT WAS SCULLYS?

inez: ITS TERRYS

inez: he's literally going to hell for lying

rosa: isn't sex a sin

inez: he's married and having sex i don't think it counts

terry: IM SORRY TERRY WANTS A MORE EVENTFUL SEX LIFE

inez: TERRY NEEDS TO TONE IT DOWN!

terry: SO DO YOU TERRY CAN SEE YOUR BONER FOR JAKE A MILE AWAY

inez: YEAH BC MY FAKE SCHLONG IS LONG

inez: IT GETS LONGER WHEN ITS HARDER

rosa: what the hell has this become.

gina: inez has a very long schlong

jake: why are we calling it a schlong

rosa: that's what inez called it

jake: ik but i wanna know why we are calling it that

inez: bc my schlong is long 😏

jake: 🙈🙈

rosa: YO😭

inez:

rosa: we can tell by ur actions dw

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rosa: we can tell by ur actions dw

inez: ...

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