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inez: calling the priest on terry he's tryna get freaky w his wife
gina: that's his wife why wouldn't he get freaky w her...
rosa: ew
amy; is this about his book?
inez: yes he said it was mine like i'm not even officially married
jake: we could very easily go to the court house and change that yk
gina: THATS HIS BOOK? I THOUGHT IT WAS SCULLYS?
inez: ITS TERRYS
inez: he's literally going to hell for lying
rosa: isn't sex a sin
inez: he's married and having sex i don't think it counts
terry: IM SORRY TERRY WANTS A MORE EVENTFUL SEX LIFE
inez: TERRY NEEDS TO TONE IT DOWN!
terry: SO DO YOU TERRY CAN SEE YOUR BONER FOR JAKE A MILE AWAY
inez: YEAH BC MY FAKE SCHLONG IS LONG
inez: IT GETS LONGER WHEN ITS HARDER
rosa: what the hell has this become.
gina: inez has a very long schlong
jake: why are we calling it a schlong
rosa: that's what inez called it
jake: ik but i wanna know why we are calling it that
inez: bc my schlong is long 😏
jake: 🙈🙈
rosa: YO😭
inez:
rosa: we can tell by ur actions dw
inez: ...