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jake: heyo what's up dawgs

jake: inez i need your help with a case

inez: i'm tryna do paper work😔

jake: i'll do it for u, i brought u some coffee and breakfast since u left so early tdy

inez: yup tonight i will be unbuttoning your pants with my teeth!!

jake: and i will not be complaining about it!!

gina: hey! so this is actually INSANE to talk about in a work gc! let alone with your uncle in here too!

holt: I have gotten use to her out of pocket comments.

inez: ray luvs me

rosa: i'm debating on chugging holy water or drowning myself in it

gina: can we drown in it tg😘

inez: y'all are going to hell

rosa: EXCUSE ME

inez: cuz y'all r lesbos

inez: duh

inez: isn't that like against the lord and savior

inez: i've never been to church i'm gonna stop talking

gina: remember when we went on thag cruise and i caught imez and jake

gina: well i found a picture that reminded me of it

gina:

gina: they were in the exact position

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gina: they were in the exact position

inez: and we are going to stop talking about this

rosa: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT UNBUTTONING JAKES PANTS WITH YOUR TEETH EARLIER???????

amy: I'm gonna leave this group-chat. What is going on here? I'm so confused.

inez: has anyone listened to short n sweet by bbg sabrina carpenter

gina: YK I HAVE

gina: dumb and poetic is so good

gina: juno is...

inez: a very sexual song and i love it!

gina: oh

gina: REAL

inez: bed chem💋💋💋💋

inez: i think we would have REALLY good bed chem🤗🤗🤗🤗

inez: "how u talk so sweet while doing bad things" real

inez: "come right on me, i mean camaraderie" real

gina: slim pickins is so good!!

inez: fuck yeah

inez: "this boy doesn't even know the difference between there,their, and they are yet he's naked in my room" why is the realest thing she's ever said in her life

inez: these songs make me wanna bust a nut

rosa: what.







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