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the best precinct



jake: we literally just got into our room right and inez goes "wanna get a drink😏"

inez: ITS FREE

gina: for real

gina: me and rosa are getting in our bathing suits and grabbing drinks and sitting by the pool

inez: well me and jake are grabbing a drink and looking around the boat

jake: what if i wanted to sit by the pool????

inez: your coming w me:)

jake: okay

terry: I will be lounging outside with a drink in my hand this whole week

amy: There's no lounging here

holt: This place has so much to offer. Do you think I could do everything in a whole week?

amy: Oh my gosh yes you can i made a whole schedule for me if you and kevin want to tag along.

holt: Come to our room and we will discuss it.

amy: Oh my gosh.

jake: keep it in ur pants santiago

inez: fr it's only day one

jake: did you even read any of the other msgs?

inez: nope only urs

inez: THEG HAVE KAREOKE

rosa: OH SHIT

inez: y'all thinking what i'm thinking

gina; get ready get drunk eat dinner get more drunk and then karaoke

inez: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

jake: i think we should make inez drink tequila

rosa: no she's not stripping in front of a bunch of strangers jake

jake: right right

inez: someone just called me and jake a couple🤦‍♀️

jake: gross 😐

rosa: well what did you say

inez: we got scared and said thank you..then said we are siblings

jake: the siblings was kinda my fault bc i panicked

gina: sounds to me like y'all r afraid to admit ur feelings

6 hours later

inez: MEANS AJKW ARE DOING DUET OF PROMISCUOIS

jake: WE ARE NEXT BITCHESSSSS

rosa: GUYS I THINK CAPTIAN DITCHED SANTIAGO

amy: No we both gave up on getting everywhere on time.

gina: SO DO U NEED A DRINK!!

amy: YES

terry: GUYS JAKE AND INEZ ARE GOING IP

gina: WOOO

rosa: no gina tour supposed to actually yell

gina: oh

charles: SOMEONE RECORD THIS EPIC MOMENT

terry: I AM

rosa: BYE SOMEONE JUST YELLED "THE TENSION. PLEASE KISS!"

gina: I HEARD THAT

charles: okay but can we actually talk about the song they chose and the tension and the way they are dancing rn

gina: thag is kinda true

rosa: inez just gets rly touchy when she's drinking

inez: OMG THAT WAS SO FUN I MEED ANOTHER DRINK

3 hours later

inez: i feel liek i cousl drove the boat

jake: aaem

rosa: THEYA TE PLAHING I KISSED A GIRL BY KATY

gina; I LOVE THAI SOMF SM

30 minutes later

charles: Does anyone know where jake is??

gina: oeob havifn sex w ineZ

charles: What?

charles: Not even gonna ask actually

jake: imez puked in pool so i made her go to bed

rosa: right

amy: THEIR HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jake: no we aremt i'm going to bed now

amy: SEX

gina: i liek drjnk amy

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