brooklyn 99 group chat 😛

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the best precinct

rosa:

gina: we'd be so hot as a couple !

rosa: agreed

inez: get together 👏

rosa: i'm not gay whatttt

gina: yeah me neither

amy: Why'd you say it like that rosa?

rosa; say it like what?

amy; Like you have something to hide

rosa: i don't have anything to hide?

rosa: i will slit your throat if you don't stop talking though

amy: Oh okay

inez: rosa is so sexy

gina: agreed

charles: Threesome going on?

inez: CHARLES SHUT UP

inez:

inez: "inez inez inez please come in here and take this wonderful picture of us together"

jake: i did not say that

jake: i said inez four times

inez: bitch bye

inez: you wanna go to lunch?

jake: yeah mcdonald's?

inez: hell yeah

charles: Honestly if jake and inez wanted to have a threesome with me i would scream yes so loud.

inez: CHARLES OH MY FUCK

jake: we'd never have a threesome

jake: i'm not sharing inez

inez: ur not getting mcdonald's anymore

jake: WAIT I TAKE IT BACK

holt: All of you confuse me.

inez: why?

holt: Well you broke up with your boyfriend a week ago and now you and jake are flirting

gina: wait YOU broke up w him inez

inez: no...

amy: She has something to hide

inez: OKAY OKAY I BROKE UP WITH HIM BC HE CHEATED

holt: I thought it was because..

inez: raymond holt i will burn your house down with you inside if you tell.

holt: Nevermind i don't know why..

terry: I think terry knows why.

inez: terry does not know

holt: I may or may not have told him.

holt: I was very surprised by it and had to tell someone other than kevin.

inez: oh

terry: so it's TRUE

inez: can we stop

rosa: huh i bet it's about jake

inez: it's literally not

inez: i'm going to mcdonald's now

jake: WAIT IM COMING DONT LEEAVE

inez: IM NOT FONNA LEAVE

holt: Jake i need to talk to you when you get back. About wint.

jake: kkkkkkkk we will hurry

inez: we aren't hurrying if you don't fucking hurry

jake: ur so harsh rn

inez: IM HUNGRY!

jake: i'm hurrying i promise