the best precinct
jake: who's the most stable here
gina: we know it's not inez
inez: and we know it's not gina
gina: WHAT
inez; you've been engaged 8 times
gina: but never married
rosa: i say me or holt
charles; why can't i be stable?
jake: have u met yourself
charles: yeah i have :/
inez; we know it's not scully or hitchcock either
scully: I'm preety stbel ask my wire
jake: scully how about you let hitchcock type for you so we can understand
hitchcock: Me and Scully are pretty stable.
inez: didn't you date a college student a couple days ago
hitchcock: that was a one night stand
inez: who would do that with you
hitchcock; hopefully you
inez: OKAY IM SCARED
jake: HITCHCOCK DONT SAY THAT
jake: I KNOW INEZ IS HOT BUT DONT SAY THAT 😭😭
inez: don't call me hot yk that gets me going
gina: hitchcock yohr disgusting
rosa: hitchcock if you ever say that again i will come over there and slit your throat then pull your head off you body and feed it to the birds outside.
hitchcock; I am so sorry inez i did not mean it like that i will never ever do that again and please rosa never do that to me.
inez: DAMN YOU HAD BRO SCARED
rosa: it's what i do best
4 hours later
holt: Inez will you house sit for me this week? Our dog sitter canceled and you are the only other one that i trust.
inez: omg yes
inez: i will be using ur pool btw
inez: how long will u be gone?
holt: A week.
inez: okay bet that's enough time for me to tan.
holt: You can invite your friends over if you want too.
inez; OKAG BET
holt: Send me or Kevin what you like to eat and we will buy it for you.
inez: have i ever told you guys i love you
holt: Yes you have.
