the best precinct
inez: men in uniform>>>
inez: WAIT HOW DO I UNSEND THAT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY MOM
inez: OH MY FUCK
inez unsent a message!
inez: I FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE ANYONE SAW THANK GOD
gina: woah i saw that
inez: no you didn't
3 hours later
inez: guys why is holt good at ballroom dancing
inez: i've never saw this before in my 31 years of living
jake: me neither
jake: but i'm 34
inez: yeah yeah your 34 and look that good calm down
jake: at least ur still sexy
inez: i've always been sexy nothing is changing that
jake: please have my kids
rosa: guys we are in the room where are y'all??????
holt: Stall for us.
terry: Got it boss.
3 hours later
inez: is he actually going to be gone for the next six months?
holt: Yes he is.
holt: Say your goodbyes at the bar, i'll pay
jake: r u gonna miss me inez😏
inez: duh ur my bsf
jake: not what i was expecting
inez: just hurry up and get to the bar
charles: She wants to get in your pants my man
inez: i don't miss jake anymore it's official
jake: damn it charles why did you do that
gina: i think we are all gonna miss you jake
rosa: not me have fun being undercover
inez: do you think the barkeep would let me have aux
gina: show him your boobs!
gina: i'll go up there with you!
jake: wait for me i wanna see
inez: guys me made me put my shirt back on but he's still giving aux!
jake: play some taylor swift
inez: bitch that's my whole drunk playlist
1 hour later
rosa: why are they singing you belong with me to each other
amy: Cause they know they belong together
charles: I got amy on board for janez 😏
amy; Inez is one of my besties obviously i'm on board
gina: i love everytjme inez sings betty
jake: same she looks so hot doing it
inez: i need a friend named betty
gina: i will legally change my name for you
inez: oh yeah
2 hours later
rosa: who knows where inez is? i have another drink for her.
holt: Don't get her to drunk she still has to come in to work tomorrow.
amy: She went outside with jake earlier
terry: Terry wants that drink
rosa: okay come get it sarge
gina: JAKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO INEZ SHES CRYINF
jake: WE JUST TALKED ABOUT ME LEAVING ITS NOT MT FAULT SHES A SAD DRUNK RN
inez: IR WAS MT DAULT I WAS LIEK WHAT IT YOU DIE AND I SYATYED CRYING
gina: UR BAWLING
amy: Her mascara is every where oh my god
inez: i think i'm gonna die
inez: the mascara got in my eye and it burns
rosa: i'll take you home come on
jake: see you guys in six months🥲🥲
