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jake: inez keeps touching my ass

charles: you have a pretty good butt

jake: don't ever say that about my ass again

charles: but inez gets to say that and touch it????

jake: it's normal for her

inez: i touch it everyday

inez: it's not a good day until my finger lands on one of the cheeks

rosa:

rosa: gina after reading this conversation

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rosa: gina after reading this conversation

gina: i don't wanna hear about jacobs butt and inez obsession with it

3 hours later

amy: I just saw something i did not want to see

inez: and what would that be amy..

amy: Scully and Hitchcock..Eating..

jake: yeah that's gross

hitchcock: What?

amy: HITCHCOCK

hitchcock; Oh

inez: welp i'm gonna watch beauty and the beast at my desk and cry

inez: movie isn't even sad belle just fell in love with a beast when he was an actual beast

gina: no because that's so real

inez: does anyone have animal crackers

jake: ur really odd for that

rosa: i do fucking love animal crackers

inez: can i have some

rosa: hell yeah

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