the best precinct
this one is for my BAU gc readers (i forgot who gave me this idea)
terry: Captain holt is back and the BAU is going to be visiting about a case that Jake and Inez have been working on.
inez: wtf is a BAU
amy: It's a team from the FBI.
inez: oh anyone hot?
terry: Why would you ask that?
inez: i am in desperate need of a bf
jake: same i need a gf
charles: You two literally have each other.
inez: can you shut the fuck up
rosa: agreed i need bf
gina: same
inez: at least my nails are done
jake: why did you get your nails done
inez: i got them yesterday you helped me pick the color!!!????????
jake: oh yeah i forgot they are purple right
inez: yes good job
inez: terry if you introduce me to the fbi first i'll buy you yogurt for a year
terry: Deal no one is beating that
gina: WAIR I WILL HELP YOU WITH THAT IF YOU INTRODUCE ME AS THE BEST ASSINANT EVER
terry: Deal
holt: I do not know why you guys are trying to impress them. They are probably all married or something.
terry: they are coming in hot let's go inez and gina
inez: bet
1 hour later
inez: so ur telling me y'all do not have a crush on mf DOCTER Spencer reid
gina: no i like sexy derek morgan
rosa: i think emily is hot
jake: elle greenway
amy: Why are you guys looking for people to date?
inez: IM LONLEY
3 hours later
gina: inez is set on getting this mans number
charles: replied to: [i think emily is hot] YOU'RE GAY?
rosa: i thought you knew
rosa: i'm kinda open about it
inez: yeah she is she has the bi colors everywhere
gina: yeah charles use your context clues🙄🙄🙄
charles: ...
couple days later
inez: i got his number 😜
gina: period derek gave me his 😜
rosa: apparently emily has a gf but i got elles
jake: i did not know she was also into women
inez: did u embarrass ur self again
jake: yes...
inez: come here
jake: okay...
