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inez: i don't know if i should be happy scared or sad
rosa: i'm going to kill you
gina: inez mf grant stop jake peralta don't even say a thing either
jake: i think we should be happy but scared at the same time
charles: What's going on?
inez: well me and jake went into a supply closet
charles: To make out
jake: to get paper wtf
jake: we don't always make out..
inez: and erm
terry: SPIT IT OUT TERRY WANTS TO KNOW
inez: WE SAW ROSA AND GINA MAKING OUT
amy: WAIT WHAT?
inez: YEAH
jake: i'm a little traumatized but yk
gina: and you think i wasn't traumatized when i walked in on you two making out
gina: y'all basically had no clothes on
inez: actually we were in our bathing suits
rosa: ...well
rosa: that part of my secret life if ruined
inez: yeah it is
inez: we can go on double dates!!!!!!
jake: THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BABE YOUR SO GREAT
gina: sometimes i wonder if inez makes you say this
jake: what can i not give my gf a compliment
charles: I want to know if they were going to make out..
rosa: they were
inez: rosa pookie bear pls stop
gina: no rosa don't
inez: i bet that's what gina says in bed
gina: stfu
inez: yes ma'am
inez:
inez: me